Moldy Pumpkins
@moldypumpkins.bsky.social
Tin foil hats protect aliens from reading your shitposts
Could've been a bit more brutal if you ask me
October 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Could've been a bit more brutal if you ask me
Way to take one for the team! Hope your face heals up well!
October 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Way to take one for the team! Hope your face heals up well!
😢 <wipes tears with hundred dollar bills>
October 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
😢 <wipes tears with hundred dollar bills>
Definitely a net positive for Antarctic researchers though
October 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Definitely a net positive for Antarctic researchers though
Hitler would've got a commuted sentence today. He'd be serving light duty in a white-collar prison and guest-starring on podcasts.
October 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Hitler would've got a commuted sentence today. He'd be serving light duty in a white-collar prison and guest-starring on podcasts.
Seriously, you're not impressing those science fair judges with a sevenfold poster board. It just looks messy
October 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Seriously, you're not impressing those science fair judges with a sevenfold poster board. It just looks messy
I think they're just pretending until enough time has passed so they can feel safe talking shit
October 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I think they're just pretending until enough time has passed so they can feel safe talking shit
Dude same, they really could've had breakfast but chose not to
October 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Dude same, they really could've had breakfast but chose not to
Mine is probably Castaway
October 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Mine is probably Castaway
Reposted by Moldy Pumpkins
It's just "hard", where giving every user account a small internal table of hyperlinks is trivial.
I shouldn't call the people who work hard here goobers but then... I CANT EDIT IT, CAN I??
#editButton. Also a drafts folder would be nice, with autosave. Hate when bsky scraps my post on app-switch
I shouldn't call the people who work hard here goobers but then... I CANT EDIT IT, CAN I??
#editButton. Also a drafts folder would be nice, with autosave. Hate when bsky scraps my post on app-switch
September 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It's just "hard", where giving every user account a small internal table of hyperlinks is trivial.
I shouldn't call the people who work hard here goobers but then... I CANT EDIT IT, CAN I??
#editButton. Also a drafts folder would be nice, with autosave. Hate when bsky scraps my post on app-switch
I shouldn't call the people who work hard here goobers but then... I CANT EDIT IT, CAN I??
#editButton. Also a drafts folder would be nice, with autosave. Hate when bsky scraps my post on app-switch
Always willing to lend a hand for free breakfast 🫡
July 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Always willing to lend a hand for free breakfast 🫡
Maybe you should only listen to audiobooks when you feel sexually satisfied. Just imagine your reader is trying really hard to impress you with their intellect, because the sex was middling at best and they know it and feel ashamed.
July 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Maybe you should only listen to audiobooks when you feel sexually satisfied. Just imagine your reader is trying really hard to impress you with their intellect, because the sex was middling at best and they know it and feel ashamed.
I wanted to know what you were referring to, did not disappoint 👌
July 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I wanted to know what you were referring to, did not disappoint 👌
I can nazi what you're implying here
July 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I can nazi what you're implying here
Yes, but is it the kind of place to raise your kids?
July 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Yes, but is it the kind of place to raise your kids?
Very chill, it trusts you
July 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Very chill, it trusts you
The phrase 'every corpse that's come my way' has gotta be the best euphemism I've heard 😂
July 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The phrase 'every corpse that's come my way' has gotta be the best euphemism I've heard 😂
Look at me down here, all helpless
July 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Look at me down here, all helpless