moka
@mokapoet.bsky.social
Call me funnywise cuz I be funny and I be wise
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moka
@mokapoet.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Make me skeet, make me ponder
Make me lose my x, make me smarter
Make me lose my x, make me smarter
I love using left over vanilla ice cream as creamer for my coffee and tea :3 i dont have to worry about it expiring, it's either win-win! ^__^
September 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I love using left over vanilla ice cream as creamer for my coffee and tea :3 i dont have to worry about it expiring, it's either win-win! ^__^
sugar so yummy why sugar so bad :'(
July 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
sugar so yummy why sugar so bad :'(
Ubereats count your days
July 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Ubereats count your days
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i wish we could have subtitles in real life because i really can’t hear anything anyone is saying to me
July 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
i wish we could have subtitles in real life because i really can’t hear anything anyone is saying to me
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They need to invent an air conditioner that reaches the second floor of the house...
July 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
They need to invent an air conditioner that reaches the second floor of the house...
If you whine about it not being summer and complain about fall/winter/coldness, i dont wanna hear nothing from you when we're dying in the heatwaves
July 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If you whine about it not being summer and complain about fall/winter/coldness, i dont wanna hear nothing from you when we're dying in the heatwaves
I want to be on an episode of black mirror
July 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I want to be on an episode of black mirror
who needs labubus when you have delulus
July 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
who needs labubus when you have delulus
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Denial is just a member of One Direction
June 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Denial is just a member of One Direction
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Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
June 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
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"Bisexuality is a whole, fluid identity. Do not assume that bisexuality is binary or dougamous* in nature; that we must have "two" sides or that we MUST be involved simultaneously with both genders to be fulfilled human beings. In fact, don't assume that there are only two genders."
by the way: the bisexual manifesto of the 90s is clearly inclusive of trans/non-binary people - i cannot be arsed having that discourse again ❤️🏳️⚧️
if you don't like it then suck your own shit out of your own arse x
if you don't like it then suck your own shit out of your own arse x
June 7, 2025 at 10:18 AM
"Bisexuality is a whole, fluid identity. Do not assume that bisexuality is binary or dougamous* in nature; that we must have "two" sides or that we MUST be involved simultaneously with both genders to be fulfilled human beings. In fact, don't assume that there are only two genders."
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I am once again asking the universe for a refund.
May 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I am once again asking the universe for a refund.
Bats = flying dogs
Seals = swimming dogs
Seals = swimming dogs
May 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Bats = flying dogs
Seals = swimming dogs
Seals = swimming dogs
🕯️🕯️🕯️Manifesting hot singles in my area 🕯️🕯️🕯️
May 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
🕯️🕯️🕯️Manifesting hot singles in my area 🕯️🕯️🕯️
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I’ve made it through somethings that should have BROKE ME. You will too. Don’t give up.
May 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’ve made it through somethings that should have BROKE ME. You will too. Don’t give up.
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When you use an Oxford comma, you're doing your part to make the world beautiful, meaningful, and understandable.
May 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
When you use an Oxford comma, you're doing your part to make the world beautiful, meaningful, and understandable.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
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He said / Xi said…nothing.
April 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
He said / Xi said…nothing.
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hey girl are u red 40 because u read 40 of my messages and didnt reply
April 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
hey girl are u red 40 because u read 40 of my messages and didnt reply
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In case you hadn't noticed:
April 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
In case you hadn't noticed: