Dan 💙💜💖
@youareaprogram.bsky.social
Dan (he/him) | UK | idk think of an interesting bio and put it here
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I think we should rename estrogen as breastosterone
Thank you x
Thank you x
February 18, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I think we should rename estrogen as breastosterone
Thank you x
Thank you x
You know when the victorians were eating mummies I wonder what it tasted like
February 18, 2026 at 4:22 AM
You know when the victorians were eating mummies I wonder what it tasted like
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Remember when this was thing? They really wanted us to see gays in their thirties as "mature" men. 😭
February 18, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Remember when this was thing? They really wanted us to see gays in their thirties as "mature" men. 😭
Fuck you! *regrows your foreskin*
February 18, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Fuck you! *regrows your foreskin*
Shout out to that beautiful woman in South Africa who was like "you need to use more conditioner and oil for your hair" whilst I was sexting with her - and she was RIGHT!
February 17, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Shout out to that beautiful woman in South Africa who was like "you need to use more conditioner and oil for your hair" whilst I was sexting with her - and she was RIGHT!
there should be a clarinet that can also be used as a gonne
February 17, 2026 at 6:06 PM
there should be a clarinet that can also be used as a gonne
me sister been explaining the entire lore about K-Pop boy band #534 and then they played their biggest hit
February 17, 2026 at 5:47 PM
me sister been explaining the entire lore about K-Pop boy band #534 and then they played their biggest hit
"oh but Daenerys was imposing her own morals on another culture that's Imperialism"
girl she wanted people to stop OWNING people what are we doing
girl she wanted people to stop OWNING people what are we doing
February 17, 2026 at 5:39 PM
"oh but Daenerys was imposing her own morals on another culture that's Imperialism"
girl she wanted people to stop OWNING people what are we doing
girl she wanted people to stop OWNING people what are we doing
Still thinking about that blonde girl the other night in that live band singing her heart out to Bring Me to Life - girl you ate
February 17, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Still thinking about that blonde girl the other night in that live band singing her heart out to Bring Me to Life - girl you ate
I have a statue of Kuan Yin in my bedroom and they are always looking over me whenever I post something and rip ms/mr/mx Yin but I have things to say x
February 17, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I have a statue of Kuan Yin in my bedroom and they are always looking over me whenever I post something and rip ms/mr/mx Yin but I have things to say x
www.youtube.com/watch?v=boo2...
this was THE soundtrack back in the day for when me and my best mate used to beat the shit out of each other (complex rituals yada yada) until we realised we loved each other
(I became a bisexual communist, he became a father of 3 church man)
this was THE soundtrack back in the day for when me and my best mate used to beat the shit out of each other (complex rituals yada yada) until we realised we loved each other
(I became a bisexual communist, he became a father of 3 church man)
Florence + The Machine - Drumming Song
YouTube video by FlorenceMachineVEVO
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:52 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=boo2...
this was THE soundtrack back in the day for when me and my best mate used to beat the shit out of each other (complex rituals yada yada) until we realised we loved each other
(I became a bisexual communist, he became a father of 3 church man)
this was THE soundtrack back in the day for when me and my best mate used to beat the shit out of each other (complex rituals yada yada) until we realised we loved each other
(I became a bisexual communist, he became a father of 3 church man)
genuinely my fashion icon
I want ruby red lips and eyeliner and messy hair and horrible gaudy shirts
I want ruby red lips and eyeliner and messy hair and horrible gaudy shirts
February 17, 2026 at 4:29 PM
genuinely my fashion icon
I want ruby red lips and eyeliner and messy hair and horrible gaudy shirts
I want ruby red lips and eyeliner and messy hair and horrible gaudy shirts
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjvv... nah this is honestly my karaoke song
Siouxsie And The Banshees - Spellbound (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by SiouxsieBansheesVEVO
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:20 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjvv... nah this is honestly my karaoke song
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me when I host a hookup
January 23, 2026 at 1:52 AM
me when I host a hookup
How do vagina havers not just wiggle their cock around for fun after a shower
February 17, 2026 at 3:55 PM
How do vagina havers not just wiggle their cock around for fun after a shower
Swedes are such pussies when it comes to drinking like I'm sorry but what do you mean you're drunk after 0.5 ml of beer? (0.002 fluid ounces? idk american old timey measurements)
February 17, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Swedes are such pussies when it comes to drinking like I'm sorry but what do you mean you're drunk after 0.5 ml of beer? (0.002 fluid ounces? idk american old timey measurements)
like what a queen
February 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
like what a queen
Breaking Glass was cunty in many ways but especially when she choke slammed a nazi x
It always tickles me when people see my username and they're like "huh?"
I'm not a bot! I was just obsessed with a random punk musical when I was 17
I'm not a bot! I was just obsessed with a random punk musical when I was 17
February 17, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Breaking Glass was cunty in many ways but especially when she choke slammed a nazi x
It always tickles me when people see my username and they're like "huh?"
I'm not a bot! I was just obsessed with a random punk musical when I was 17
I'm not a bot! I was just obsessed with a random punk musical when I was 17
February 17, 2026 at 3:22 PM
It always tickles me when people see my username and they're like "huh?"
I'm not a bot! I was just obsessed with a random punk musical when I was 17
I'm not a bot! I was just obsessed with a random punk musical when I was 17
Amish sugar pink, liquor liquor lips
I'm gonna be your bubblegum butter churner
I'm gonna be your bubblegum butter churner
February 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Amish sugar pink, liquor liquor lips
I'm gonna be your bubblegum butter churner
I'm gonna be your bubblegum butter churner
nothing makes me feel more like a woman as a man than Bubblegum Bitch by Marina x
February 17, 2026 at 2:45 PM
nothing makes me feel more like a woman as a man than Bubblegum Bitch by Marina x
bored, been recording death metal covers of girls aloud songs x
February 17, 2026 at 2:38 PM
bored, been recording death metal covers of girls aloud songs x
goon and batehoven
February 17, 2026 at 2:10 PM
goon and batehoven
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Got some very high unexpected costs coming up right now with a medical emergency in a foreign country, looking at 600€ just for extending the stay and getting a new train short term. If anyone wants to sign up to the OF and maybe send a tip or two, it’s much appreciated.
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February 17, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Got some very high unexpected costs coming up right now with a medical emergency in a foreign country, looking at 600€ just for extending the stay and getting a new train short term. If anyone wants to sign up to the OF and maybe send a tip or two, it’s much appreciated.
linktr.ee/jygglypuffdaddy
linktr.ee/jygglypuffdaddy