Dan 💙💜💖
@youareaprogram.bsky.social
Dan (he/him) | UK | idk think of an interesting bio and put it here
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Of course I love Hans Capon
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Of course I love Hans Capon
me vs @c3nric.bsky.social in a month when we're trying to decide who has to make eggs for breakfast
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
me vs @c3nric.bsky.social in a month when we're trying to decide who has to make eggs for breakfast
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. Mentally ill but with a thick cock
2. Making jokes only I find funny
3. Liable for manslaughter in Bulgaria
1. Mentally ill but with a thick cock
2. Making jokes only I find funny
3. Liable for manslaughter in Bulgaria
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. Tits.
2. Puns.
3. Bald.
1. Tits.
2. Puns.
3. Bald.
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. Very cute butt
2. Curated artistic thirstraps
3. Charm, wit, eccentricity & mystery
1. Very cute butt
2. Curated artistic thirstraps
3. Charm, wit, eccentricity & mystery
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. Mentally ill but with a thick cock
2. Making jokes only I find funny
3. Liable for manslaughter in Bulgaria
1. Mentally ill but with a thick cock
2. Making jokes only I find funny
3. Liable for manslaughter in Bulgaria
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A drag number that is interlaced with Shakespearean quotes. The song choice? Titanium by David Guetts feat sia. All the quotes are from a midsummer nights dream. Outfit: Dressed as a fairy.
I. Am. Titania. 🤭
I. Am. Titania. 🤭
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A drag number that is interlaced with Shakespearean quotes. The song choice? Titanium by David Guetts feat sia. All the quotes are from a midsummer nights dream. Outfit: Dressed as a fairy.
I. Am. Titania. 🤭
I. Am. Titania. 🤭
I know it's probably not true about the whole vapours from the chasm below the temple thing but omg first woman to vape! diversity win
"my fave female artist outsold yours" OK? and the oracle of delphi had people come from all over to hear her speak for apollo??? can your flop do that?
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I know it's probably not true about the whole vapours from the chasm below the temple thing but omg first woman to vape! diversity win
"my fave female artist outsold yours" OK? and the oracle of delphi had people come from all over to hear her speak for apollo??? can your flop do that?
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"my fave female artist outsold yours" OK? and the oracle of delphi had people come from all over to hear her speak for apollo??? can your flop do that?
The original Challengers (2024)
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The original Challengers (2024)
I think we need to bring back soothsaying as a profession I think I'd be good at it and I cba going back to an office x
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I think we need to bring back soothsaying as a profession I think I'd be good at it and I cba going back to an office x
Imagine like a cross between a Medieval faire and a BDSM club
Like instead of leather harnesses, strapons and ballgags they put you in the stocks and throw cabbages at you and you wear a tunic and hose and then you fuck
Like instead of leather harnesses, strapons and ballgags they put you in the stocks and throw cabbages at you and you wear a tunic and hose and then you fuck
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Imagine like a cross between a Medieval faire and a BDSM club
Like instead of leather harnesses, strapons and ballgags they put you in the stocks and throw cabbages at you and you wear a tunic and hose and then you fuck
Like instead of leather harnesses, strapons and ballgags they put you in the stocks and throw cabbages at you and you wear a tunic and hose and then you fuck
lolll they just got to arthurian legends and instantly galehaut/lancelot was brought up of courseeee
Hans Capon I know what you are
Hans Capon I know what you are
watching an hour long video about medieval knights and homosexuality, I can't stop thinking about those two little Bohemian bisexual bitches they're doing my head in (love it. love them.)
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
lolll they just got to arthurian legends and instantly galehaut/lancelot was brought up of courseeee
Hans Capon I know what you are
Hans Capon I know what you are
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
watching an hour long video about medieval knights and homosexuality, I can't stop thinking about those two little Bohemian bisexual bitches they're doing my head in (love it. love them.)
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
watching an hour long video about medieval knights and homosexuality, I can't stop thinking about those two little Bohemian bisexual bitches they're doing my head in (love it. love them.)
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showed up to the rapid cycling event and it's just a bunch of dickheads in spandex with bikes and not a load of bipolar bitches, sad
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 AM
showed up to the rapid cycling event and it's just a bunch of dickheads in spandex with bikes and not a load of bipolar bitches, sad
I think Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 should win GOTY over Clair Obscure simply because that game has you empathise with the French (fake, gay, propaganda) whereas KCD2 has you call the Frenchman a traitorous cunt and then you gut him for torturing your gay jewish brother (correct and wise) 💖
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I think Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 should win GOTY over Clair Obscure simply because that game has you empathise with the French (fake, gay, propaganda) whereas KCD2 has you call the Frenchman a traitorous cunt and then you gut him for torturing your gay jewish brother (correct and wise) 💖
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Imagine if there was a sommelier for cum
September 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Imagine if there was a sommelier for cum
listen I'm a scientist I'm asking the real questions
@youareaprogram.bsky.social just coined the term "cock tartar"
"what if they had go to like a cock dentist to get their foreskin all cleaned out"
"what if they had go to like a cock dentist to get their foreskin all cleaned out"
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
listen I'm a scientist I'm asking the real questions
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Girls Aloud throwing someone into a dungeon which you can only get out through the ceiling: Something Kinda Ou(bliette)
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Girls Aloud throwing someone into a dungeon which you can only get out through the ceiling: Something Kinda Ou(bliette)
Occult crime thriller starring Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis: Thelema and Louise
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Occult crime thriller starring Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis: Thelema and Louise
i don't want to be rude but charlie cox getting nominated for best performance over tom mckay is criminal like...
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
i don't want to be rude but charlie cox getting nominated for best performance over tom mckay is criminal like...