Mojo Jones
@mojo-jones.bsky.social
Burlesque/drag compere and performer, breast cancer survivor and generally unhinged
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April 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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My targeted advertising is missing it's mark. Getting adverts for something called Party Hard Travel. My idea of partying hard is a second cup of tea.
March 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM
My targeted advertising is missing it's mark. Getting adverts for something called Party Hard Travel. My idea of partying hard is a second cup of tea.
Blessing the timeline with Tequila's beautiful face
March 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Blessing the timeline with Tequila's beautiful face
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Dear Humans,
Your great-grandparents prayed for a cure for measles.
You have it—and yet some of you want to 'research' your way back to the 1800s.
Your great-grandparents prayed for a cure for measles.
You have it—and yet some of you want to 'research' your way back to the 1800s.
March 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Dear Humans,
Your great-grandparents prayed for a cure for measles.
You have it—and yet some of you want to 'research' your way back to the 1800s.
Your great-grandparents prayed for a cure for measles.
You have it—and yet some of you want to 'research' your way back to the 1800s.
Today was the day the United States truly stopped being the leaders of the free world. What happened in the oval office was disgraceful and embarrassing.
Europe needs to band together now more than ever
Europe needs to band together now more than ever
March 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Today was the day the United States truly stopped being the leaders of the free world. What happened in the oval office was disgraceful and embarrassing.
Europe needs to band together now more than ever
Europe needs to band together now more than ever
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Reposted by Mojo Jones
Reposted by Mojo Jones
Tell the UK government to protect the right to protest by repealing these harmful laws👉 act.gp/4hzaC4e
If you agree the govt should not strip away our right to protest, add your name
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January 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Tell the UK government to protect the right to protest by repealing these harmful laws👉 act.gp/4hzaC4e
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“Protest is part of how democracy works. In a past life, Starmer himself represented climate activists like those in court this week.” @carolinelucas.bsky.social
Instead of handing down lengthy prison sentences for peaceful protest, how about we prioritise urgent climate action?
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Instead of handing down lengthy prison sentences for peaceful protest, how about we prioritise urgent climate action?
act.gp/4aBennk
Five years in prison for nonviolent protest: it’s plain wrong, and Keir Starmer knows it | Caroline Lucas
If the courts let 16 climate activists’ draconian sentences stand this week, we are no better than an authoritarian state, says environmental activist and former Green MP Caroline Lucas
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January 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
“Protest is part of how democracy works. In a past life, Starmer himself represented climate activists like those in court this week.” @carolinelucas.bsky.social
Instead of handing down lengthy prison sentences for peaceful protest, how about we prioritise urgent climate action?
act.gp/4aBennk
Instead of handing down lengthy prison sentences for peaceful protest, how about we prioritise urgent climate action?
act.gp/4aBennk
When I used to go clubbing the warning was always 'look out for the a-hole in a k-hole' cause you just knew that at some point, in some way, that a-hole was going to ruin your night.
Now the a-hole in a k-hole has control over the most powerful country on earth and he's ruining everyone's night
Now the a-hole in a k-hole has control over the most powerful country on earth and he's ruining everyone's night
February 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
When I used to go clubbing the warning was always 'look out for the a-hole in a k-hole' cause you just knew that at some point, in some way, that a-hole was going to ruin your night.
Now the a-hole in a k-hole has control over the most powerful country on earth and he's ruining everyone's night
Now the a-hole in a k-hole has control over the most powerful country on earth and he's ruining everyone's night
Blessed Imbolc. Lighting candles for Brigid and looking forward to the light returning.
Photo by Dean Bostock Photography
Photo by Dean Bostock Photography
February 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Blessed Imbolc. Lighting candles for Brigid and looking forward to the light returning.
Photo by Dean Bostock Photography
Photo by Dean Bostock Photography
Things are dark and scary, so I'm looking forward to hosting this warm, friendly night of cabaret. Everyone is welcome in my house.
Come for fun, love, kindness and lots of silliness!
www.thescarletvixens.com
Come for fun, love, kindness and lots of silliness!
www.thescarletvixens.com
January 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Things are dark and scary, so I'm looking forward to hosting this warm, friendly night of cabaret. Everyone is welcome in my house.
Come for fun, love, kindness and lots of silliness!
www.thescarletvixens.com
Come for fun, love, kindness and lots of silliness!
www.thescarletvixens.com
I've never accidentally done a nazi salute, because, much like everyone on the planet, I know what one looks like.
I have also never done one on purpose ironically as that would be insane.
I have also never done one on purpose ironically as that would be insane.
January 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I've never accidentally done a nazi salute, because, much like everyone on the planet, I know what one looks like.
I have also never done one on purpose ironically as that would be insane.
I have also never done one on purpose ironically as that would be insane.
My first show of 2025 is at The Purple Turtle in Reading. I'll be hosting and doing silly songs.
Can't wait to be back in my happy place.
Come along! It's going to be fun!
Can't wait to be back in my happy place.
Come along! It's going to be fun!
January 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My first show of 2025 is at The Purple Turtle in Reading. I'll be hosting and doing silly songs.
Can't wait to be back in my happy place.
Come along! It's going to be fun!
Can't wait to be back in my happy place.
Come along! It's going to be fun!
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Last night I learned that Elon Musk has definitely been faking how good he is at video games. This makes sense as his entire career is built on bullshitting people that he's a self-made genius...so he has to pretend he's amazing at video games by getting other people to play for him. He's 52 btw.
January 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Last night I learned that Elon Musk has definitely been faking how good he is at video games. This makes sense as his entire career is built on bullshitting people that he's a self-made genius...so he has to pretend he's amazing at video games by getting other people to play for him. He's 52 btw.
CEOs are the problem
Number crunching: Hike in water bills for Southern Water customers v CEO salary.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
January 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
CEOs are the problem
It's bizarre to me that people claim not to believe in climate change. It's not like a religious position. It's a provable, scientific fact. Just because it's inconvenient to you doesn't mean you can pretend it isn't happening
January 11, 2025 at 10:02 AM
It's bizarre to me that people claim not to believe in climate change. It's not like a religious position. It's a provable, scientific fact. Just because it's inconvenient to you doesn't mean you can pretend it isn't happening
Fuckerberg saying facts have a liberal bias is the wildest admission that the right are a bunch of liars I've ever seen.
January 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Fuckerberg saying facts have a liberal bias is the wildest admission that the right are a bunch of liars I've ever seen.
Aw, the sound of Christmas outside my window.
A child having a tantrum.
So festive ❤️
A child having a tantrum.
So festive ❤️
December 23, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Aw, the sound of Christmas outside my window.
A child having a tantrum.
So festive ❤️
A child having a tantrum.
So festive ❤️
Look, a dog photo instead of a cat photo.
This is Thor. He's very serious about doing his skincare
This is Thor. He's very serious about doing his skincare
December 18, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Look, a dog photo instead of a cat photo.
This is Thor. He's very serious about doing his skincare
This is Thor. He's very serious about doing his skincare
Tequila admiring the tree. I should probably use this platform for more than cat photos
December 12, 2024 at 10:01 AM
Tequila admiring the tree. I should probably use this platform for more than cat photos
People over profits.
December 11, 2024 at 2:13 PM
People over profits.