Mockcarr
@mockcarr.bsky.social
Bibulous wastrel.
No matter where you go, there you are
No matter where you go, there you are
I once lost my spectacles for a couple of days. Turns out, they had fallen into the dishwasher out of my pocket. My subconscious must still be reminding me to put my dirty glasses in the dishwasher, you lazy slob.
September 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I once lost my spectacles for a couple of days. Turns out, they had fallen into the dishwasher out of my pocket. My subconscious must still be reminding me to put my dirty glasses in the dishwasher, you lazy slob.
Gavin for President? Did we learn nothing from the Millard administration? No, we know nothing
August 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Gavin for President? Did we learn nothing from the Millard administration? No, we know nothing
Say what you like about solo cups, maybe if the next one above them tried a little more…
August 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Say what you like about solo cups, maybe if the next one above them tried a little more…
Lemme explore my emotions and take a core sample. What, is there no core? Allow me. It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be grey, and it’s gonna last you the rest of your life.
August 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Lemme explore my emotions and take a core sample. What, is there no core? Allow me. It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be grey, and it’s gonna last you the rest of your life.
Do people who say “you can’t make this shit up” ever read?
August 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Do people who say “you can’t make this shit up” ever read?
Do they call Internet cafes Phern bars in Brooklyn?
July 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Do they call Internet cafes Phern bars in Brooklyn?
Gonna be one of those days where I hear the Dead Kennedys “Kill the Poor” over and over in my head as this vile bill inevitably is passed by this venal congress.
July 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Gonna be one of those days where I hear the Dead Kennedys “Kill the Poor” over and over in my head as this vile bill inevitably is passed by this venal congress.
Y’know what? Something else is NEVER on the menu.
June 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Y’know what? Something else is NEVER on the menu.
I am not a Met fan in any fashion, but Juan Soto is making more money than the USA, maybe we shouldn’t be running everything out.
May 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I am not a Met fan in any fashion, but Juan Soto is making more money than the USA, maybe we shouldn’t be running everything out.
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I have a Dorian Gray painting where the me in it gets more and more sober
April 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I have a Dorian Gray painting where the me in it gets more and more sober
Wait til they tell Trump where the crypto is made
April 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Wait til they tell Trump where the crypto is made
Have you ever sat on the toilet long enough that you need to pee again? And I did NOT take a nap…
April 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Have you ever sat on the toilet long enough that you need to pee again? And I did NOT take a nap…
I would like a torpedo bat designed to knock people off scooters
April 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I would like a torpedo bat designed to knock people off scooters
Mike Johnson has this scene beat for time calculation, since this year is one legislative day
m.youtube.com/watch?v=3vx6...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=3vx6...
The Jerk - We've Only Known Each Other for Four Weeks and Three Days...
YouTube video by James Anderson
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April 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Mike Johnson has this scene beat for time calculation, since this year is one legislative day
m.youtube.com/watch?v=3vx6...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=3vx6...
As Shemp Howard once said , "Why?"
March 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
As Shemp Howard once said , "Why?"
It’s interesting that our national attention span dovetails with and irresponsible, unapologetic dotard President
February 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It’s interesting that our national attention span dovetails with and irresponsible, unapologetic dotard President
Gulf of America is just a temporary name until the rights are sold to Gulf Western
January 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Gulf of America is just a temporary name until the rights are sold to Gulf Western
Turner Classic Movies is on point today:
Confessions of a Nazi Spy
Black Legion
This Mortal Storm
The Great Dictator
The Seventh Cross
Edge of Darkness
Confessions of a Nazi Spy
Black Legion
This Mortal Storm
The Great Dictator
The Seventh Cross
Edge of Darkness
January 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Turner Classic Movies is on point today:
Confessions of a Nazi Spy
Black Legion
This Mortal Storm
The Great Dictator
The Seventh Cross
Edge of Darkness
Confessions of a Nazi Spy
Black Legion
This Mortal Storm
The Great Dictator
The Seventh Cross
Edge of Darkness
I wonder if the Presidential line of succession has ever been this incompetent. Is it too late for Kiefer Sutherland to get a cabinet position?
January 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I wonder if the Presidential line of succession has ever been this incompetent. Is it too late for Kiefer Sutherland to get a cabinet position?
Airplane rules: your feet should not be closer to my nose than yours
January 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Airplane rules: your feet should not be closer to my nose than yours
I can’t understand a generation that eschews winter coats
January 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I can’t understand a generation that eschews winter coats
I for one welcome our new Albert overlords.
…it’s an acronym? Shit, well, still…
…it’s an acronym? Shit, well, still…
January 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I for one welcome our new Albert overlords.
…it’s an acronym? Shit, well, still…
…it’s an acronym? Shit, well, still…
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If the very thought of having to attend a New Year's Eve party is stressing you out then you may have Auld Lang xiety
December 31, 2024 at 1:32 PM
If the very thought of having to attend a New Year's Eve party is stressing you out then you may have Auld Lang xiety
Regarding the Times Square ball drop - isn't a little a early for a newborn year to have that happen to even one of them?
December 31, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Regarding the Times Square ball drop - isn't a little a early for a newborn year to have that happen to even one of them?