Johnson
@moarhops.bsky.social
Unretired keg farmer, Piper's Pub forever
@adef187.bsky.social one for your scrapbook
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
@adef187.bsky.social one for your scrapbook
I think we've hit the crossover, the exact moment when "Simpsons predicted it" becomes "South Park predicted it"
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I think we've hit the crossover, the exact moment when "Simpsons predicted it" becomes "South Park predicted it"
The absolute horse fuckery of using AI to generate this sack of pig shit for an IG story. Get in the fuckin Mon, I don't care how good your burrata is.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The absolute horse fuckery of using AI to generate this sack of pig shit for an IG story. Get in the fuckin Mon, I don't care how good your burrata is.
Exhausted all the David Attenborough nature films for my boy and put on Grizzly Man now we're all having Werner Herzog sized Sunday scaries
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Exhausted all the David Attenborough nature films for my boy and put on Grizzly Man now we're all having Werner Herzog sized Sunday scaries
The look when fast food runs right in front of you while you're mid squat
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The look when fast food runs right in front of you while you're mid squat
The dogs were very good today, please clap
November 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The dogs were very good today, please clap
I've found a new favorite picture of my beautiful boy and it's the best picture of a dog you could imagine so please be kind to my boys many many flaps of destiny
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I've found a new favorite picture of my beautiful boy and it's the best picture of a dog you could imagine so please be kind to my boys many many flaps of destiny
I'm chasing birds tonight but yeah that SiB Rye is a beauty, so dilly
October 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm chasing birds tonight but yeah that SiB Rye is a beauty, so dilly
Fuck it, the timeline has spoken
October 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Fuck it, the timeline has spoken
This is the shit I'm talking about, mismatched font size, inconsistent centering, I don't even know what they're trying to say about beer. It's an epidemic in PGH, so many places using the same ugly shit.
October 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is the shit I'm talking about, mismatched font size, inconsistent centering, I don't even know what they're trying to say about beer. It's an epidemic in PGH, so many places using the same ugly shit.
This is the shit I'm talking about, mismatched font size, inconsistent centering, I don't even know what they're trying to say about beer. It's an epidemic in PGH, so many places using the same ugly shit.
October 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This is the shit I'm talking about, mismatched font size, inconsistent centering, I don't even know what they're trying to say about beer. It's an epidemic in PGH, so many places using the same ugly shit.
"your dog is so cute, does he do the little sleep tippy tappys?"
Nah man, my dude sits straight up at 3:74 every morning looking like he saw an event horizon
Nah man, my dude sits straight up at 3:74 every morning looking like he saw an event horizon
October 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"your dog is so cute, does he do the little sleep tippy tappys?"
Nah man, my dude sits straight up at 3:74 every morning looking like he saw an event horizon
Nah man, my dude sits straight up at 3:74 every morning looking like he saw an event horizon
Pittsburgh reigns supreme on spooky season alleys, good thing I'm double wielding murderdogs
October 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Pittsburgh reigns supreme on spooky season alleys, good thing I'm double wielding murderdogs
No wonder I can't read a bus schedule, been taking the wrong shit
September 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
No wonder I can't read a bus schedule, been taking the wrong shit
This entire day felt like an underpants on inside out kinda day, turns out it was an underpants on backwards day.
September 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This entire day felt like an underpants on inside out kinda day, turns out it was an underpants on backwards day.
My son, Dingus, is shocked to hear this news
August 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My son, Dingus, is shocked to hear this news
This is an abject lie, my actual son, Dingus, would never
August 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This is an abject lie, my actual son, Dingus, would never
I know the odds are like a million to one, but I'll swear this exact same fucked up keg of Guinness sliced the shit out of my hand 5 months ago.
August 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I know the odds are like a million to one, but I'll swear this exact same fucked up keg of Guinness sliced the shit out of my hand 5 months ago.