i used to be funny but i am not funny anymore :/
March 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
i used to be funny but i am not funny anymore :/
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Me: You know why you shouldn't set your password as beef stew
Husband: Why?
Me: It's not stroganoff
Husband: *sighs*
Husband: Why?
Me: It's not stroganoff
Husband: *sighs*
March 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Me: You know why you shouldn't set your password as beef stew
Husband: Why?
Me: It's not stroganoff
Husband: *sighs*
Husband: Why?
Me: It's not stroganoff
Husband: *sighs*
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My wife just realized it’s not “Hans Olo”
March 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My wife just realized it’s not “Hans Olo”
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what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them
January 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them
it is okay to shitpost here so long as it is tasteful
January 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
it is okay to shitpost here so long as it is tasteful
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judge: your sentence is five years
me: that’s actually not a sentence, it’s a noun phrase
judge: okay six years
me: that’s actually not a sentence, it’s a noun phrase
judge: okay six years
January 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
judge: your sentence is five years
me: that’s actually not a sentence, it’s a noun phrase
judge: okay six years
me: that’s actually not a sentence, it’s a noun phrase
judge: okay six years
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blue sky "We do things a little differently around here." - blue sky
Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them."
Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"
Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them."
Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"
October 18, 2024 at 6:45 PM
blue sky "We do things a little differently around here." - blue sky
Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them."
Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"
Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them."
Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"
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jacking off is unrealistic
October 30, 2024 at 12:29 AM
jacking off is unrealistic
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they say if you die with a "Hard on" youll be Bricked Up for eternity. its notoriously difficult to get an erection on your death bed though
December 7, 2024 at 9:01 PM
they say if you die with a "Hard on" youll be Bricked Up for eternity. its notoriously difficult to get an erection on your death bed though
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Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
December 29, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
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to the guy who siad "fuck Dabbing" in the group chat at 2am and got no reacts—im sorry. we all thought that was very good but we were asleep
January 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
to the guy who siad "fuck Dabbing" in the group chat at 2am and got no reacts—im sorry. we all thought that was very good but we were asleep
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They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
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Opinion | China’s ownership of TikTok is a national security threat. The company should be sold to someone with no ties to America’s foreign adversaries.
by Elon Musk
by Elon Musk
January 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Opinion | China’s ownership of TikTok is a national security threat. The company should be sold to someone with no ties to America’s foreign adversaries.
by Elon Musk
by Elon Musk
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Macintoshes are known as monolithic, hard- or impossible-to-upgrade machines - but this almost wasn't the case: at a point when the Mac seemed to be failing like the Lisa did, Apple experimented with a radically simpler way to upgrade and modify systems. Meet the Apple Jonathan.
The Apple Jonathan: A Very 1980s Concept Computer That Never Shipped
512 Pixels
512pixels.net
January 16, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Macintoshes are known as monolithic, hard- or impossible-to-upgrade machines - but this almost wasn't the case: at a point when the Mac seemed to be failing like the Lisa did, Apple experimented with a radically simpler way to upgrade and modify systems. Meet the Apple Jonathan.
is it it or is it that, they asks
December 6, 2024 at 6:24 AM
is it it or is it that, they asks
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it's tuesday evening and we're korean
Absolutely zero shade at all, but why were so many reporters and politicians drunk on a Monday evening?
I am, incidentally, pretty drunk rn (the job is 24/7!!!). This is the most Korean thing I've ever done.
December 3, 2024 at 5:36 PM
it's tuesday evening and we're korean
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For those just tuning in: I'm an American born in Korea, and I typically work out of the US. This week I am working out of Seoul. I have no particular expertise in Korean politics.
Me being at the protests during the declaration of martial law is just a weird fucking thing that happened.
Me being at the protests during the declaration of martial law is just a weird fucking thing that happened.
December 3, 2024 at 7:47 PM
For those just tuning in: I'm an American born in Korea, and I typically work out of the US. This week I am working out of Seoul. I have no particular expertise in Korean politics.
Me being at the protests during the declaration of martial law is just a weird fucking thing that happened.
Me being at the protests during the declaration of martial law is just a weird fucking thing that happened.
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6 hours under martial law: a drunk scene report from Seoul www.theverge.com/24312920/mar...
6 hours under martial law in Seoul
On the ground from the protests outside the National Assembly building
www.theverge.com
December 4, 2024 at 10:04 AM
6 hours under martial law: a drunk scene report from Seoul www.theverge.com/24312920/mar...
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That time I found a Skyrim strategy guide in a Little Free Library box.
November 27, 2024 at 2:34 PM
That time I found a Skyrim strategy guide in a Little Free Library box.
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Just an incredible sentence to appear in a news story about the man who might be the next attorney general.
November 19, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Just an incredible sentence to appear in a news story about the man who might be the next attorney general.
but how’s their miku fan art
Brazilian authorities arrested five people related to a plan to assassinate Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva in 2022, shortly before he was to become the country’s president, as part of a plot to keep the far-right incumbent president, Jair Bolsonaro, in power.
Brazilian Police Arrest Soldiers in Alleged Plot to Kill President Lula
Members of an elite army unit planned to kill Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva in 2022 as part of an effort to keep Jair Bolsonaro in power after he lost the presidential election.
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2024 at 6:56 PM
but how’s their miku fan art
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IT'S HAPPENING: Periods of heavy rain (yes, really), thunder and possibly even a few snowflakes are expected in NYC later this week. Here's what's going on: www.patreon.com/posts/rain-y...
November 19, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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