“Stocks are crashing because investors are in a bad mood, and the reason they are in a bad mood is because they are not getting enough Omega-3 fatty acids,” he said.
RFK Jr. Says Stock Market Crash Could be Reversed if Investors Drink Cod Liver Oil
"Investors are in a bad mood is because they are not getting enough Omega-3 fatty acids,” he said.
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April 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
April 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
He wore the cheesehead hat in WI. Spent $20 million. Paid people to sign petitions. Paid people to canvas. Did million dollar giveaways. A rally. TV interviews. But I guess people in Wisconsin didn’t appreciate an oligarch trying to buy their civil liberties.
April 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!
March 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This Trump proclamation was demonstrably false when he shrieked it but was a good prognosis of what he managed to do in just the first seven weeks of his insane second term as president:
March 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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He’s threatening the constitutional rights of Americans. He’ll eventually get to the 2nd one…
March 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
He’s threatening the constitutional rights of Americans. He’ll eventually get to the 2nd one…
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We just want to remind you: You’re not alone. We’re all in this together, and we’ll get through it together. We’ve seen so many people sharing their feelings of anxiety and stress—please take a moment for yourself. Your well-being matters. Sending you hugs—you are amazing, and we love you all! 💚
March 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
We just want to remind you: You’re not alone. We’re all in this together, and we’ll get through it together. We’ve seen so many people sharing their feelings of anxiety and stress—please take a moment for yourself. Your well-being matters. Sending you hugs—you are amazing, and we love you all! 💚
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🖋️ “Condemn and remove the felon and traitor, the Putin Puppet, Trump” hit 1,000 signers!
Condemn and remove the felon and traitor, the Putin Puppet, Trump
Text SIGN PICMJY to 50409 — Remove Trump now.
What a loathsome shameful treasonous disgrace today: Trump is speaking like an agent of Vladimir Putin. Or a Mafia boss. Vance was no better.
We DID NOT vote to have America condone Russian expansion and wars of aggression.
I don't care whether you use the 25th to expel this lying demented lunatic or use impeachment to impeach this evil felonious traitor but you must put a stop to this now.
resist.bot
March 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
🖋️ “Condemn and remove the felon and traitor, the Putin Puppet, Trump” hit 1,000 signers!
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We want to send a message to the world: what has happened today is an absolute disgrace. It is completely un-American.
February 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
We want to send a message to the world: what has happened today is an absolute disgrace. It is completely un-American.
Monitors at the Washington, D.C., headquarters of the Department of Housing and Urban Development briefly displayed a fake, AI-generated video depicting President Trump sucking the toes of Elon Musk.
February 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Sign of the day…
February 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Sign of the day…
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We could have had Walz sharing tater tot casserole recipes but instead we get actual END TIMES.
February 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
We could have had Walz sharing tater tot casserole recipes but instead we get actual END TIMES.
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Trump is surrendering America. Trump is the opposite of strong.
He is a tiny, weak, small, scared, trembling, sissy, husk of a man.
There is nothing manly about his fat, sweaty, smelly, gross, makeup'ed self
An absolute joke
He is a tiny, weak, small, scared, trembling, sissy, husk of a man.
There is nothing manly about his fat, sweaty, smelly, gross, makeup'ed self
An absolute joke
February 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Trump is surrendering America. Trump is the opposite of strong.
He is a tiny, weak, small, scared, trembling, sissy, husk of a man.
There is nothing manly about his fat, sweaty, smelly, gross, makeup'ed self
An absolute joke
He is a tiny, weak, small, scared, trembling, sissy, husk of a man.
There is nothing manly about his fat, sweaty, smelly, gross, makeup'ed self
An absolute joke
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First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
January 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
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Finally! We now know the backstory to this classic "Planet of the Apes" ending.
January 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Finally! We now know the backstory to this classic "Planet of the Apes" ending.
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This is not a smart man.
January 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This is not a smart man.
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It also makes it harder for them to ban books.
December 22, 2024 at 11:58 PM
It also makes it harder for them to ban books.