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When your playlist is 80s gold and your love language is grand gestures. This kid’s got more heart than WiFi. 📼💘
#Romance #Teen #Throwback #Classic #Love #Bold #Iconic
#Romance #Teen #Throwback #Classic #Love #Bold #Iconic
Romantic Teen Stands Outside Crush’s Window Holding Up Peter Gabriel
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May 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Just found out the Pentagon’s new strategy is gendered name policing? What’s next—battlefield astrology? 🪖✨
U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Participating In Combat
May 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Just found out the Pentagon’s new strategy is gendered name policing? What’s next—battlefield astrology? 🪖✨
Forget storm sirens—FEMA’s now warning you when Twister hits TNT. 🌪️📺 Is it disaster prep or just peak movie night?
#TwisterAlert #FEMA #TNTClassic #MovieWarnings #OnlyInAmerica
#TwisterAlert #FEMA #TNTClassic #MovieWarnings #OnlyInAmerica
New FEMA Alert Notifies Public Whenever ‘Twister’ Airing On TNT
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May 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Forget storm sirens—FEMA’s now warning you when Twister hits TNT. 🌪️📺 Is it disaster prep or just peak movie night?
#TwisterAlert #FEMA #TNTClassic #MovieWarnings #OnlyInAmerica
#TwisterAlert #FEMA #TNTClassic #MovieWarnings #OnlyInAmerica
Tom Cruise vs. a rogue AI, death-defying stunts, and one final mission. ‘Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning’ isn’t just the end—it’s a reckoning. 🎬🔥 Are you ready to choose to accept it?
#MissionImpossible #FinalReckoning #TomCruise #ActionMovies #IMF
#MissionImpossible #FinalReckoning #TomCruise #ActionMovies #IMF
What To Know About ‘Mission: Impossible—The Final Reckoning’
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May 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Tom Cruise vs. a rogue AI, death-defying stunts, and one final mission. ‘Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning’ isn’t just the end—it’s a reckoning. 🎬🔥 Are you ready to choose to accept it?
#MissionImpossible #FinalReckoning #TomCruise #ActionMovies #IMF
#MissionImpossible #FinalReckoning #TomCruise #ActionMovies #IMF
"When they said ‘hold the onions,’ they didn’t mean hold the lawsuit. 🍔💸 Whataburger is getting grilled—for a cool million."
#Lawsuit #FastFoodFails #Whataburger #FoodCourtDrama
#Lawsuit #FastFoodFails #Whataburger #FoodCourtDrama
Whataburger Sued For $1 Million For Not Holding Onions
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May 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"When they said ‘hold the onions,’ they didn’t mean hold the lawsuit. 🍔💸 Whataburger is getting grilled—for a cool million."
#Lawsuit #FastFoodFails #Whataburger #FoodCourtDrama
#Lawsuit #FastFoodFails #Whataburger #FoodCourtDrama
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May 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Trump on Russia being removed from the G8: "It was headed by Trudeau, by the way, and Obama. They were the ones that really fought hard to get Russia out. Because of that, maybe, millions of people are dying."
May 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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JD Vance broke the National Championship trophy, then visited the Pope who died the next day, then visited India and a terrorist attack happened and war broke out, then endorsed his brother for mayor who lost 83-11%.
What’s next on the agenda?
What’s next on the agenda?
May 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
JD Vance broke the National Championship trophy, then visited the Pope who died the next day, then visited India and a terrorist attack happened and war broke out, then endorsed his brother for mayor who lost 83-11%.
What’s next on the agenda?
What’s next on the agenda?
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Tell Bessent he’s only allowed to have one house and see how he reacts.
Bessent says that little girls who are sad about having fewer dolls should just have it explained to them that they will have a better life for it
May 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Tell Bessent he’s only allowed to have one house and see how he reacts.
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oh cool we're trading dollhouses for real houses, Trump should have led with that
Bessent says that little girls who are sad about having fewer dolls should just have it explained to them that they will have a better life for it
May 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
oh cool we're trading dollhouses for real houses, Trump should have led with that
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It’s still hard for me to process that we voted last November to chomp down on the cyanide capsule
May 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
It’s still hard for me to process that we voted last November to chomp down on the cyanide capsule
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a stammering Bessent refuses to answer Mark Pocan's question about who pays tariffs
May 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
a stammering Bessent refuses to answer Mark Pocan's question about who pays tariffs
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New in PN: The Hope Florida scandal, explained
"A GOP investigator said he believes DeSantis's former chief of staff engaged in a conspiracy to launder money. We're sure Pam Bondi is on it (sarcasm). But there could still be consequences."
"A GOP investigator said he believes DeSantis's former chief of staff engaged in a conspiracy to launder money. We're sure Pam Bondi is on it (sarcasm). But there could still be consequences."
The Hope Florida scandal, explained
Trump's DOJ will look the other way. But that doesn't mean there aren't consequences.
www.publicnotice.co
May 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
New in PN: The Hope Florida scandal, explained
"A GOP investigator said he believes DeSantis's former chief of staff engaged in a conspiracy to launder money. We're sure Pam Bondi is on it (sarcasm). But there could still be consequences."
"A GOP investigator said he believes DeSantis's former chief of staff engaged in a conspiracy to launder money. We're sure Pam Bondi is on it (sarcasm). But there could still be consequences."
Interesting
UNDERWOOD: Do you believe that the US government has the authority to deport American citizens
NOEM: No, and we are not deporting US citizens
UNDERWOOD: Several American citizens have been deported
NOEM: No, and we are not deporting US citizens
UNDERWOOD: Several American citizens have been deported
May 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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