Mike Mattice
@mmattice.bsky.social
he/him - Principal Software Engineer, pythonista, hacker, security enthusiast.
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
October 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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The year is 2033. I press my fingerprint to the scanner to verify that I am a human; it pricks the finger, scans the blood, then chirps happily: "human detected".
Relieved, I tell the AI "okay, generate the resume and submit it for me please".
InterviewGPT works for a moment.
"Done" it purrs
1/n
Relieved, I tell the AI "okay, generate the resume and submit it for me please".
InterviewGPT works for a moment.
"Done" it purrs
1/n
April 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The year is 2033. I press my fingerprint to the scanner to verify that I am a human; it pricks the finger, scans the blood, then chirps happily: "human detected".
Relieved, I tell the AI "okay, generate the resume and submit it for me please".
InterviewGPT works for a moment.
"Done" it purrs
1/n
Relieved, I tell the AI "okay, generate the resume and submit it for me please".
InterviewGPT works for a moment.
"Done" it purrs
1/n
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it bums me out when i see pictures of people i generally think well of, and who i think try to be caring towards others, unmasked in places like public transit, in airports, and on planes.
like, i get it, you’re not worried about getting sick.
but *you* could make travel safer for others.
like, i get it, you’re not worried about getting sick.
but *you* could make travel safer for others.
December 23, 2023 at 4:37 AM
it bums me out when i see pictures of people i generally think well of, and who i think try to be caring towards others, unmasked in places like public transit, in airports, and on planes.
like, i get it, you’re not worried about getting sick.
but *you* could make travel safer for others.
like, i get it, you’re not worried about getting sick.
but *you* could make travel safer for others.
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Everyone is so cheerful about their big holiday get-together plans and I’m glad they’re looking forward to a nice time but it’s also a bit like watching a slow-motion giant pileup on the interstate and feeling socially obligated to smile and wave as the cars speed toward it 🥲
COVID wastewater levels are very high in the majority of U.S. states
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December 23, 2023 at 5:41 AM
Everyone is so cheerful about their big holiday get-together plans and I’m glad they’re looking forward to a nice time but it’s also a bit like watching a slow-motion giant pileup on the interstate and feeling socially obligated to smile and wave as the cars speed toward it 🥲
Did a double take watching Upload and seeing @greatdismal.bsky.social as a guardian of a library. Telling people that books may have information in them that may contradict their opinions. 🤣🤣😘
November 6, 2023 at 12:53 AM
Did a double take watching Upload and seeing @greatdismal.bsky.social as a guardian of a library. Telling people that books may have information in them that may contradict their opinions. 🤣🤣😘
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me, as a junior programmer:
i do hope i write something useful one day! wouldn't it be cool if people used my stuff!!
me now:
i hope someone sees this line of code and regrets their life choices. i hope this code emits psychic damage. i hope this code ends up memorialised in office folklore
i do hope i write something useful one day! wouldn't it be cool if people used my stuff!!
me now:
i hope someone sees this line of code and regrets their life choices. i hope this code emits psychic damage. i hope this code ends up memorialised in office folklore
June 8, 2023 at 2:56 AM
me, as a junior programmer:
i do hope i write something useful one day! wouldn't it be cool if people used my stuff!!
me now:
i hope someone sees this line of code and regrets their life choices. i hope this code emits psychic damage. i hope this code ends up memorialised in office folklore
i do hope i write something useful one day! wouldn't it be cool if people used my stuff!!
me now:
i hope someone sees this line of code and regrets their life choices. i hope this code emits psychic damage. i hope this code ends up memorialised in office folklore