Mork
@mlkelly01.bsky.social
Nashville. Multi-Listener SoundCloud DJ. Disc Golf Enjoyer. Attorney. Find me somewhere between 120 and 150 bpm. Not legal advice. #Hashtag
I don’t want to work today :(
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I don’t want to work today :(
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It's weed o'clock
November 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It's weed o'clock
Them thangs slimy fr fr
A Manhattan Project for designing an onion ring that does not allow the onion to slip out of the breading
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Them thangs slimy fr fr
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Trump is the only president willing to bounce on it silly style 🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Trump is the only president willing to bounce on it silly style 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Stumblin' In
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November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Conservative guys outside with a razor blade scraping their “kill your local pedophile” stickers off the back of their jacked up 4x4s
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Conservative guys outside with a razor blade scraping their “kill your local pedophile” stickers off the back of their jacked up 4x4s
UFO
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November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Mental objects. Mobjects, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Mental objects. Mobjects, if you will
Yall like real Christmas trees or those fake plastic ones?
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Yall like real Christmas trees or those fake plastic ones?
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woah would you look at that
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
woah would you look at that
Desperate times call for breaking down into hysterical crying fits
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Desperate times call for breaking down into hysterical crying fits
You’re at sour cream, I need you at onion.
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
You’re at sour cream, I need you at onion.
Always shocking how many people do not realize this song is VD
Sometimes I'm disappointed that Bell Biv Devoe's first reaction was to sing about it, rather than call the Poison Control Center like they taught us in school.
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Always shocking how many people do not realize this song is VD
Magic: the dispersing
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Magic: the dispersing
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My anxiety was so severe today I left a concert I had been looking forward to for months after like 20 minutes before the headliner came on so that’s AWESOME
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My anxiety was so severe today I left a concert I had been looking forward to for months after like 20 minutes before the headliner came on so that’s AWESOME
Ok, so, having a minor panic attack.
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Ok, so, having a minor panic attack.
Anxiety goin crazy bruh
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Anxiety goin crazy bruh
I need to get my real ID … fuck
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I need to get my real ID … fuck
I’ve yet to have a single sports training montage and I’m aging out quickly
Thus far life has brought me far fewer makeover montages than expected
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’ve yet to have a single sports training montage and I’m aging out quickly
I’m always saying this.
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I’m always saying this.
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I’m feeling rested and refreshed after a much needed fun and relaxing weekend. I’ve organized all my music and played a 3 hour set at a party on Halloween. Feeling motivated again, new mini mixes coming soon 👀
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’m feeling rested and refreshed after a much needed fun and relaxing weekend. I’ve organized all my music and played a 3 hour set at a party on Halloween. Feeling motivated again, new mini mixes coming soon 👀
It’s so hilariously lame and unoriginal to me that both Clemson and LSU are the tigers and play in stadiums they nicknamed Death Valley. The same group of 12 year olds giving things nicknames across the south.
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It’s so hilariously lame and unoriginal to me that both Clemson and LSU are the tigers and play in stadiums they nicknamed Death Valley. The same group of 12 year olds giving things nicknames across the south.