Michael Vallely
@mkvallely314.bsky.social
Work @ NASA. Loser @ Jeopardy (twice). My sports teams and political party always lose too. And I've had cancer twice and live in Cleveland. Sweet Jesus.
Aikman: Mayfield is not fast by any means, and he's certainly not athletic. But also he's seriously slow as fuck.
September 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Aikman: Mayfield is not fast by any means, and he's certainly not athletic. But also he's seriously slow as fuck.
Jardiance commercial says the words anus and genitals a whole lot
September 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Jardiance commercial says the words anus and genitals a whole lot
So many commercials I have forgotten what is even going on in the Georgia @ Tennessee game
September 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
So many commercials I have forgotten what is even going on in the Georgia @ Tennessee game
Gunnar Stockton looks 10 years older than I will ever look
September 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Gunnar Stockton looks 10 years older than I will ever look
Alabama will never reach their full potential unless Kalen DeBoer improves his resting anguish face
September 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Alabama will never reach their full potential unless Kalen DeBoer improves his resting anguish face
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Time for some common sense gun laws. Democrats should introduce a bill named the Charlie Kirk common sense gun reform bill and make every Republican vote for it.
September 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Time for some common sense gun laws. Democrats should introduce a bill named the Charlie Kirk common sense gun reform bill and make every Republican vote for it.
Aww man, I miss stories like this back in the good ole days when the news was fun and hilarious
Two years after passengers hoping for a glimpse of the Titanic wreckage lost their lives in the Titan submersible implosion, the U.S. Coast Guard issued a scathing report.
Coast Guard says Titan submersible deaths were preventable and faults company's CEO
Two years after passengers hoping for a glimpse of the Titanic wreckage died in the Titan submersible implosion, the Coast Guard issued a scathing report, saying the tragedy shouldn't have happened.
n.pr
August 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Aww man, I miss stories like this back in the good ole days when the news was fun and hilarious
2km away from my childhood home
A new study in JAMA shows how proximity to Coldwater Creek, where nuclear waste from the Manhattan Project was improperly stored, affected cancer rates over the decades.
A creek with atomic waste from WWII is linked to increased cancer risk
A new study in JAMA shows how proximity to Coldwater Creek, where nuclear waste from the Manhattan Project was improperly stored, affected cancer rates over the decades.
n.pr
July 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
2km away from my childhood home
The only hotel I associate with Philadelphia is the Four Seasons Total Landscaping
April 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The only hotel I associate with Philadelphia is the Four Seasons Total Landscaping
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GTMO was the original offshore zone. They have been dusting off all the GWOT tools that folks said back then were going to be abused. Well: here we are.
"What the USG is doing to Abrego García is just as lawless whether he beat his wife or not....The admin is trying to create, as the Cato Institute’s Walter Olson put it, 'an offshore zone' where it can detain people in such a way that 'the Constitution no longer protects them.'” [Jason Willick]
Opinion | Liberals lean on the wrong argument in Trump’s prison deportations
Is Kilmar Abrego García a good person? Doesn’t matter. What matters is Trump’s defiance of the courts.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
GTMO was the original offshore zone. They have been dusting off all the GWOT tools that folks said back then were going to be abused. Well: here we are.
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Hands Off Cleveland
April 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hands Off Cleveland
It's super early, but I'm gonna need to start preemptive action soon to ensure my Spotify Wrapped isn't full of Dave Matthews Band
March 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
It's super early, but I'm gonna need to start preemptive action soon to ensure my Spotify Wrapped isn't full of Dave Matthews Band
Not an easy task finding a Cy Twombly that looks like art
Untitled, by Cy Twombly, 1990, 📸 by Dan Sheridan // @Inphosports
February 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Not an easy task finding a Cy Twombly that looks like art
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It takes thirty years of ascetic abstention from avocado toast to buy a home
Median age of homebuyers just hit a new record high of 56
(Via Torsten Slok)
(Via Torsten Slok)
February 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It takes thirty years of ascetic abstention from avocado toast to buy a home
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This guy on Jeopardy is rocking the Luigi Mangioni drip
January 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
This guy on Jeopardy is rocking the Luigi Mangioni drip
Was that a bubble guppy
February 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Was that a bubble guppy
I honestly believe that United Healthcare made a mistake and will soon bill me for $0.02
Just got a medical bill for $5,900 for my 5-year post-CAR-T cancer treatment CT scan. Would've been worse though if I didn't have health insurance.
February 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I honestly believe that United Healthcare made a mistake and will soon bill me for $0.02
Just got a medical bill for $5,900 for my 5-year post-CAR-T cancer treatment CT scan. Would've been worse though if I didn't have health insurance.
February 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Just got a medical bill for $5,900 for my 5-year post-CAR-T cancer treatment CT scan. Would've been worse though if I didn't have health insurance.
DOGE might fire me yet they are hiring someone who specializes in one TV show?
February 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
DOGE might fire me yet they are hiring someone who specializes in one TV show?
Trump must not have tariffed Italy b/c I just bought 4 cans of Chef Boyardee ravioli for $4
February 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Trump must not have tariffed Italy b/c I just bought 4 cans of Chef Boyardee ravioli for $4
Watched the new French "Count of Monte Cristo" on a plane and thought it was great. Hated the 2002 version.
January 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Watched the new French "Count of Monte Cristo" on a plane and thought it was great. Hated the 2002 version.
I feel like I'd be a lot more athletic if my parents had named me Saquon
January 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I feel like I'd be a lot more athletic if my parents had named me Saquon
National Anthem sounded like The Strokes
January 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
National Anthem sounded like The Strokes