Matt Parker
@mjeparker.bsky.social
Maths Teacher in alternative provision, father of two. Aston Villa, Warwickshire County Cricket Club, England Rugby, running, National Trust, Genesis, beer and Malbec.
Bollocks to Brexit.
Bollocks to Brexit.
Villa fan here. Not here to wind up. The thing I’d be most pissed off about is your keeper not even trying to save the free kick.
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Villa fan here. Not here to wind up. The thing I’d be most pissed off about is your keeper not even trying to save the free kick.
I hope lessons are learned. But I fear our approach is too stubborn.
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I hope lessons are learned. But I fear our approach is too stubborn.
It’s on YouTube in chunks
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It’s on YouTube in chunks
I might watch Live at Pompeii
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I might watch Live at Pompeii
Try having a National Health Service, lads. It’s really good.
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Try having a National Health Service, lads. It’s really good.
And then, according to your own timeline, nothing happened for a hundred years.
November 1, 2025 at 9:44 AM
And then, according to your own timeline, nothing happened for a hundred years.
I should bloody well hope not.
October 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I should bloody well hope not.
Look at that. Just look at it. Beautiful.
October 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Look at that. Just look at it. Beautiful.
My Phil Jones moment
October 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My Phil Jones moment
Congratulations on your upcoming wedding.
You’re an adult. You’ll be fine. The decisions you make will be informed and coming from a good place.
Crack on.
You’re an adult. You’ll be fine. The decisions you make will be informed and coming from a good place.
Crack on.
October 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Congratulations on your upcoming wedding.
You’re an adult. You’ll be fine. The decisions you make will be informed and coming from a good place.
Crack on.
You’re an adult. You’ll be fine. The decisions you make will be informed and coming from a good place.
Crack on.
It was a deeply upsetting time. Like lockdown wasn’t enough.
October 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It was a deeply upsetting time. Like lockdown wasn’t enough.