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Matt Parker
@mjeparker.bsky.social
Maths Teacher in alternative provision, father of two. Aston Villa, Warwickshire County Cricket Club, England Rugby, running, National Trust, Genesis, beer and Malbec.

Bollocks to Brexit.
Look what I bought for myself on Friday night before it all went to shit #ashes
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Nice one, Zak #ashes
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Wonderful comedic contrast on the BBC website today #worldcupqualifiers
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
And then, according to your own timeline, nothing happened for a hundred years.
November 1, 2025 at 9:44 AM
The leaflet that my daughter grabbed at the library earlier and that my son has been using as a bookmark all afternoon. They’re four and seven.
October 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Due to car issues, I have found myself stranded in Luton. Strolled to have a look at the famous away end. What a timeline this is. #luton
October 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
🇮🇪 with the uni bunch
October 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Look at that. Just look at it. Beautiful.
October 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My Phil Jones moment
October 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Slap a #lions badge on anything and I’m buying. Bet this is shite too. Aussie Sauv. Idiot.
October 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Chester Marathon ✅
3h25
October 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I run a #marathon today.
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
#avfc at De Kuip, you say?

Only one shirt for it.
October 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
September 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Having the scores on my phone like this is definitely the one #ceefax #telescore
September 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
September 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Might be a bold claim, but I reckon Manor Farm Park in Northfield contains Birmingham’s best waterfall. Prove me wrong #brum #waterfall
September 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
End of my first proper week as HoD. Treated myself to #sambas 😎
September 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Some absolutely world class haemorrhaging of runs there from the Bears. #youbears 😔
September 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
10 years married
August 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Adam Buxton interviewed by Joe Lycett at the Crescent Treatre in Birmingham last night #buckles
August 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Magnificent #youbears
July 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My wife found me some colouring in for me to do for when I get bored over the summer holidays #utv
July 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I actually did go straight to the pub. No need to call in sick though, I’m a teacher 😏 #utv
July 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Interesting stencil at craft afternoon #craft
July 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM