Matt Parker
@mjeparker.bsky.social
Maths Teacher in alternative provision, father of two. Aston Villa, Warwickshire County Cricket Club, England Rugby, running, National Trust, Genesis, beer and Malbec.
Bollocks to Brexit.
Bollocks to Brexit.
Wonderful comedic contrast on the BBC website today #worldcupqualifiers
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Wonderful comedic contrast on the BBC website today #worldcupqualifiers
The leaflet that my daughter grabbed at the library earlier and that my son has been using as a bookmark all afternoon. They’re four and seven.
October 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The leaflet that my daughter grabbed at the library earlier and that my son has been using as a bookmark all afternoon. They’re four and seven.
Due to car issues, I have found myself stranded in Luton. Strolled to have a look at the famous away end. What a timeline this is. #luton
October 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Due to car issues, I have found myself stranded in Luton. Strolled to have a look at the famous away end. What a timeline this is. #luton
🇮🇪 with the uni bunch
October 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
🇮🇪 with the uni bunch
October 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Reposted by Matt Parker
Decades after the Heysel and Hillsborough disasters, can politicians please not second-guess expert safety assessments for football stadiums.
Thank you.
An Aston Villa fan.
Thank you.
An Aston Villa fan.
October 17, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Decades after the Heysel and Hillsborough disasters, can politicians please not second-guess expert safety assessments for football stadiums.
Thank you.
An Aston Villa fan.
Thank you.
An Aston Villa fan.
Chester Marathon ✅
3h25
3h25
October 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Chester Marathon ✅
3h25
3h25
October 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
September 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
September 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Reposted by Matt Parker
For 56 minutes Sky News and BBC News interrupted everything else and carried a Reform UK feed live, uninterrupted, unchallenged. The stream spluttered, froze, pixelated - dozens of times - still they stuck with it. FOR ONE HOUR.
This is an editorial choice. No other party gets this coverage. ~AA
This is an editorial choice. No other party gets this coverage. ~AA
September 22, 2025 at 11:01 AM
For 56 minutes Sky News and BBC News interrupted everything else and carried a Reform UK feed live, uninterrupted, unchallenged. The stream spluttered, froze, pixelated - dozens of times - still they stuck with it. FOR ONE HOUR.
This is an editorial choice. No other party gets this coverage. ~AA
This is an editorial choice. No other party gets this coverage. ~AA
Getting out of bed at 5:15am to breakfast before a 7am half marathon feels simultaneously like an achievement and a new low. #marathon training
September 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Getting out of bed at 5:15am to breakfast before a 7am half marathon feels simultaneously like an achievement and a new low. #marathon training
Having the scores on my phone like this is definitely the one #ceefax #telescore
September 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Having the scores on my phone like this is definitely the one #ceefax #telescore