Michael Bennett
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🙏 Husband and dad
🏀 Unflinching Blazers and Ducks fan, lucky Chiefs fan
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🏀 Unflinching Blazers and Ducks fan, lucky Chiefs fan
📝 Come for bad takes, stay for Beagle pics
💼 Marketing & Comms for faith community
Taylor Kitsch in American Primeval was truly a fantastic thing.
September 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Taylor Kitsch in American Primeval was truly a fantastic thing.
Which is one of the reasons, among many, including that it is a new testament fallacy, that I don't believe the Rapture in the way the Enlightenment has made us think about it.
Some people are desperate for the Rapture as a way to escape the consequences for what they've done to this world. They have a mindset that is permanently stuck in the mode of a guy who knows he's getting fired soon so why not trash the place before you go.
September 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Which is one of the reasons, among many, including that it is a new testament fallacy, that I don't believe the Rapture in the way the Enlightenment has made us think about it.
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Rapture Day feels
a man with a mustache sits on a yellow swing
Alt: A man with a mustache sits on a yellow swing, then a dinner plate, and then a yard. He's alone. Waiting. And waiting. And waiting. He's sad that all his friends and family have been raptured, but he's still on earth.
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September 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Rapture Day feels
It's disheartening that there is a large segment of the population that will accept his claim that prices of virtually all consumer goods and housing are declining when they actually experience the polar opposite.
September 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It's disheartening that there is a large segment of the population that will accept his claim that prices of virtually all consumer goods and housing are declining when they actually experience the polar opposite.
Nobody panic. Stay calm.
September 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Nobody panic. Stay calm.
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The United States never has enough money to keep people alive at home but always has enough money to kill people overseas.
June 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The United States never has enough money to keep people alive at home but always has enough money to kill people overseas.
I’m getting visions of Hali on crutches with the Finals MVP at the podium — tears in his eyes…
June 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I’m getting visions of Hali on crutches with the Finals MVP at the podium — tears in his eyes…
“But God will never forget the needy; the hope of the afflicted will never perish.” Psalm 9:18
June 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
“But God will never forget the needy; the hope of the afflicted will never perish.” Psalm 9:18
MAGA would definitely believe Trump if he told them Iran has Weapons of Mass Destruction.
June 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
MAGA would definitely believe Trump if he told them Iran has Weapons of Mass Destruction.
I love / hate this 😂
Isiah Thomas to Tim McConnell: "Why were you harder on him (TJ), and softer on your daughter (Megan)?"
Tim: "He says that, but that's a lie." 😂
Tim: "He says that, but that's a lie." 😂
June 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I love / hate this 😂
Might as well turn it off. Refs giving this game to OKC.
June 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Might as well turn it off. Refs giving this game to OKC.
You know what they say: April showers bring May showers.
May 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
You know what they say: April showers bring May showers.
3 1/2 years sober today. God is good.
May 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
3 1/2 years sober today. God is good.
I’ll send my wife 12 Reels and she won’t respond to 11 of ‘em I swear
May 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I’ll send my wife 12 Reels and she won’t respond to 11 of ‘em I swear
They’re being so loud about wanting to turn the entire working class into slave laborers.
Lutnick: "It's time to train people not to do the jobs of the past, but to do the great jobs of the future. This is the new model where you work in these kinds of plants for the rest of your life and your kids work here and your grandkids work here. We let the auto plants go overseas."
May 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
They’re being so loud about wanting to turn the entire working class into slave laborers.
“The Oner” episode of The Studio is up there with “Scott’s Tots” and “Dinner Date”
March 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“The Oner” episode of The Studio is up there with “Scott’s Tots” and “Dinner Date”
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They drew a play for TJ Bamba … 🤨
March 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
They drew a play for TJ Bamba … 🤨
I’d rather have 30 more years of Chauncey with the Blazers than one more of Dana at Oregon.
March 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I’d rather have 30 more years of Chauncey with the Blazers than one more of Dana at Oregon.
This team is so unserious. It’s just so dull.
March 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This team is so unserious. It’s just so dull.
Someone explain how that Maryland player didn’t take THREE steps for the win…?
March 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Someone explain how that Maryland player didn’t take THREE steps for the win…?
I’m really looking forward to the release of the new season of The Chosen!
March 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I’m really looking forward to the release of the new season of The Chosen!
Wife and I are sitting down to watch Conclave tonight. Weirdly making me want to be confirmed by the Catholic Church 🤣
March 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Wife and I are sitting down to watch Conclave tonight. Weirdly making me want to be confirmed by the Catholic Church 🤣