he’s one of those people who would laugh in your face if you accused him of brazenly trying to amass power and influence and then tell all your friends you shit your pants once in gym class

honestly the coolest thing about him yet

can your next book be all about what the fuck happened with Snopes?

The tell, of course, is that he called her a “first year” and not a freshman like every other non-weird university in the country

Makes you think, if your doing a job that you have to hide your identity, because everyone will hate you for doing monstrous things to people as part of your work, maybe it's a job you shouldn't do.

We're like five generations into modern feminism and women still have to assume that when you ask a colleague for feedback on a project, there's a good chance that he and a sex criminal will snigger about how it's evidence that you want his dick

Also they have made up a racist nickname for you

"Surroundings" was a paraphasic error. Specifically, semantic paraphasia.

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