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The fireflies are dying and no grandkid is gonna believe we used to have bugs with lights on their asses just flying around during the summertime.
a woman helps an elderly woman with a walker with a sign that says sure grandma let 's get you to bed
ALT: a woman helps an elderly woman with a walker with a sign that says sure grandma let 's get you to bed
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June 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The fireflies are dying and no grandkid is gonna believe we used to have bugs with lights on their asses just flying around during the summertime.
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The thing about left-right unrest in the US is that while right wingers have a lot of people willing to do violence, and able to do it, they don’t have that many willing to suffer violence
June 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The thing about left-right unrest in the US is that while right wingers have a lot of people willing to do violence, and able to do it, they don’t have that many willing to suffer violence
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The stuffed animal hammock collapsed, but look at the one hanging on strong… 🍉
May 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The stuffed animal hammock collapsed, but look at the one hanging on strong… 🍉
Spent far too much time wondering which fish in Shark TALE had the last name Grenier
May 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Spent far too much time wondering which fish in Shark TALE had the last name Grenier
A neighbor kid showed me their dream wedding playlist and the first two songs?
- My Shot (Hamilton)
- Ruff Riders Anthem (DMX)
- My Shot (Hamilton)
- Ruff Riders Anthem (DMX)
April 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
A neighbor kid showed me their dream wedding playlist and the first two songs?
- My Shot (Hamilton)
- Ruff Riders Anthem (DMX)
- My Shot (Hamilton)
- Ruff Riders Anthem (DMX)
TAKE ME TO THERE
April 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
TAKE ME TO THERE
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This is Samson. He thought he was getting a simple piece of cheese. And then discovered the miracle that is mozzarella sticks. 13/10
April 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This is Samson. He thought he was getting a simple piece of cheese. And then discovered the miracle that is mozzarella sticks. 13/10
Izzy and Lizzie, making biscuits
February 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Izzy and Lizzie, making biscuits
Me without a crush: what is the point of living?
Me with a crush: God, just shoot me this is cringey
Me with a crush: God, just shoot me this is cringey
February 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Me without a crush: what is the point of living?
Me with a crush: God, just shoot me this is cringey
Me with a crush: God, just shoot me this is cringey
MAHA— Make America Healthy Again. Amanda did it first
a person wearing a blue hat and glasses stands in front of a sign that says mah hah
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January 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
MAHA— Make America Healthy Again. Amanda did it first
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Sorry I’m busy all day, I have a phone call scheduled at 4pm.
January 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Sorry I’m busy all day, I have a phone call scheduled at 4pm.
Elon should volunteer to go first and then just stay there
Trump says Americans should look to the stars, by sending astronauts to Mars.
It's America's 'Manifest Destiny' to plant a flag on Mars, Trump says
Trump says Americans should look to the stars, by sending astronauts to Mars.
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January 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Elon should volunteer to go first and then just stay there
The people of LA still being forced to work rn
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .
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January 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The people of LA still being forced to work rn
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I'm back to work and I've got to be honest....not liking it 😂
January 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I'm back to work and I've got to be honest....not liking it 😂
To the people next to me in Target: Episcopalian isn’t “that thing when you only eat fish” but you were SO CLOSE.
January 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
To the people next to me in Target: Episcopalian isn’t “that thing when you only eat fish” but you were SO CLOSE.
In 2025 we should all collectively agree to stop separating our laundry.
January 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
In 2025 we should all collectively agree to stop separating our laundry.
Happy New Year my pants ripped up the back as I was leaving work today.
January 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Happy New Year my pants ripped up the back as I was leaving work today.
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When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
December 19, 2024 at 4:59 PM
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Luigi gets hotter every time they parade him around
December 20, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Luigi gets hotter every time they parade him around
I think parental controls should also apply to our parents… my mom has 2 Spotify accounts and didn’t know because she can’t ever remember passwords
December 19, 2024 at 6:31 PM
I think parental controls should also apply to our parents… my mom has 2 Spotify accounts and didn’t know because she can’t ever remember passwords
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Ah, my favourite part of YOU'VE GOT MAIL when her privately-run bookstore is crushed and she bonds with her capitalist oppressor.
December 7, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Ah, my favourite part of YOU'VE GOT MAIL when her privately-run bookstore is crushed and she bonds with her capitalist oppressor.