mizuki, trying to get a feel for her weird pervert fantasies: soooo how do you feel about uhhhhm electric... like ... have you ever tazed somebody
bibi: (having ptsd flashbacks) Did somebody taze you
mizuki: n
bibi: (standing up) Was it ryuki
mizuki: wait

mizuki when bibi spends 5 seconds with other people: "hey yknow i could run into traffic at any moment, just to force you to save me."

i wasn't even done reading the second tweet and i was already thinking oh this is how we give her and kizuna even more beef

5 minutes no mizuki

died of malnutrition

tgis is so funny thank you

i'll take a number three please

aini spoilers 2zuki

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i love you

CANNNNNNN YOU RELAX But yeah exactly this. bonus points if mizukis resisting the whole way or crying or begging her to stop :3