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86 - 🍕 FucKKKingPedo 💩 - 47
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Nationalism is just supremacy disguised as religious extremism

Same as it ever 'twas and forever shall be
with a piece of our boot up his russian ASSet
President Zelenskyy doesn't need Trump's 28 point peace plan. Only one step is necessary.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsARussianAsset
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Cocaine so white it drives a white SUV to a real estate office
Cocaine so white it only has a 5% rate of lactose intolerance.
cocaine so white it vibrates when you vaccinate it
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Piggies by the Beatles
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I thought the trophy would be a bronzed pair of Jim’s gym shorts
But he's so close to winning again this year...
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Show us your beans!
#ToeBeanTuesday
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
DJT Tombstone:
Here Now Lies a Quiet Pig
Rest In Piss
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
no representation without transparency
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
the title of ’world’s most repugnant twat waffle‘ should be impeachable as well
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
“It’s not me, the brain worm needs DMT to download my thoughts from the 45th dimension. I’m not a worm host, I just play one on TV.” RFKKK Junior
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
🎶 Home, home deranged
Where ICEholes and oligarchs play,
Where seldom is heard encouraging words,
And the skies are not tear-gassed
The skies are not tear-gassed
The skies are not tear-gassed all day. 🎼
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Remember that one time on pedo island when Epstein sent photos to Putin of me blowing Bubba? Or was that on the Lolita express? So many fun blackmail memories. With friends like Jeff, who needs enemies?
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Murica, land of the fucked & home of the slaves
The entire American economy still depends on modern slavery and forced labor
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Derpity Dirty Diaper Donny Dumb Dumb, D6 for short
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The Epstein was hung by the toilet with great care,
In hopes that $T. DIRTYDON soon would be there
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Dirty Donnywise the clown says "I'm every nightmare you've ever had."
Now, THIS looks really really scary!

#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
C U Next Tuesday Pamela
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Coulter the bad bitch
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“Let them eat lobster. On ICE.”
Keep on Lying Trump. We're all stupid motherfuckers.
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Faster than a Cosby cocktail! More powerful than accountability! Able to leap tall consequences in a single bound, it’s King Super Pedo!
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Wait a couple of Scaramuccis.

Team Krazy will insane wash Trump back into that immigrant hater that MAGA adores.
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Term limits and stock ban for every powerful position. Most of the gerontocracy knows fuck all about the internet.

“I used to work as a programmer...when a tech CEO comes in front of me at a congressional hearing and they try to bullshit me, I’ll call their BS because I know that shit.”
Saikat C.
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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It's not a news conference, it's tRump's decrepit hand up Micro Johnson's muppet cuck bitch ass announcing another insane decree from his magasty's "royal" regime🎺
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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The White House staff shouldn't feed Donald Trump until a court orders it and we appeal the decision twice.
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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All Congress & their staffers should be on the ACA.

No civil servant healthcare for them.

No pensions (only 401k).
Salary based on days they are seated in Congress & if they skip, they lose salary.

End PACs, corporate donations, lobbyists. Public financing only for elections.

End pardons.
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM