Matt 🏴
@mitt-mxtt.bsky.social
27 | He/him | Web manager | Transport (particularly trains)🤓| gaming 🎮 | politics 🏛️ |📍Highland, Scotland 🏴👨💻🏳️🌈
In what universe is hot sauce a “breakfast condiment”??
February 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
In what universe is hot sauce a “breakfast condiment”??
If your boyfriend won’t let you waffle to him about space elevators at 2am is he even your boyfriend?
February 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
If your boyfriend won’t let you waffle to him about space elevators at 2am is he even your boyfriend?
Reposted by Matt 🏴
The most Scottish new year ever
January 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The most Scottish new year ever
Time for it’s a wonderful life - the holy Christmas movie trinity will be complete 🎅
December 22, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Time for it’s a wonderful life - the holy Christmas movie trinity will be complete 🎅
Did all my Christmas shopping in an hour - call that ✨ efficiency ✨
December 21, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Did all my Christmas shopping in an hour - call that ✨ efficiency ✨
Out of office is on until January 🎉
December 20, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Out of office is on until January 🎉
- buys new safety razor
- boyfriend says be very careful as it’s very sharp
(2 minutes later)
- me with chunk out of my finger as I was not careful and it was sharp 🙃🙃🙃
- boyfriend says be very careful as it’s very sharp
(2 minutes later)
- me with chunk out of my finger as I was not careful and it was sharp 🙃🙃🙃
December 1, 2024 at 11:00 PM
- buys new safety razor
- boyfriend says be very careful as it’s very sharp
(2 minutes later)
- me with chunk out of my finger as I was not careful and it was sharp 🙃🙃🙃
- boyfriend says be very careful as it’s very sharp
(2 minutes later)
- me with chunk out of my finger as I was not careful and it was sharp 🙃🙃🙃
Just been called daddy by a tw*nk 😭
November 27, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Just been called daddy by a tw*nk 😭
Job application finished 😮💨🎉
November 25, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Job application finished 😮💨🎉
This roast dinner healed me 🤤
November 24, 2024 at 3:55 PM
This roast dinner healed me 🤤
November 22, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Black Friday is a dangerous time for me and my compulsive purchasing
November 22, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Black Friday is a dangerous time for me and my compulsive purchasing
Introduction post
Name: Matt
Pronouns: He/him
Location: Inverness, Scotland 🏴 ⛰️
Interests: Transport (particularly trains)🤓, trad music 🎻, gaming 🎮, geography 🗺️ , politics 🏛️, digital inclusion 💻
Job: digital content manager in local government
Name: Matt
Pronouns: He/him
Location: Inverness, Scotland 🏴 ⛰️
Interests: Transport (particularly trains)🤓, trad music 🎻, gaming 🎮, geography 🗺️ , politics 🏛️, digital inclusion 💻
Job: digital content manager in local government
November 22, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Introduction post
Name: Matt
Pronouns: He/him
Location: Inverness, Scotland 🏴 ⛰️
Interests: Transport (particularly trains)🤓, trad music 🎻, gaming 🎮, geography 🗺️ , politics 🏛️, digital inclusion 💻
Job: digital content manager in local government
Name: Matt
Pronouns: He/him
Location: Inverness, Scotland 🏴 ⛰️
Interests: Transport (particularly trains)🤓, trad music 🎻, gaming 🎮, geography 🗺️ , politics 🏛️, digital inclusion 💻
Job: digital content manager in local government
Heading out in 20 mins smh
November 21, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Heading out in 20 mins smh
Why do I have to write a job application like can’t you just hire me on vibes 😭
November 21, 2024 at 8:39 AM
Why do I have to write a job application like can’t you just hire me on vibes 😭
Asked the bartender if he had any scotch whisky and he said “Famous Grouse and Jack Daniel” - get me north of the border stat 😭
November 18, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Asked the bartender if he had any scotch whisky and he said “Famous Grouse and Jack Daniel” - get me north of the border stat 😭
Also why is embankment like a fucking rabbit warren - half expected to see Peter rabbit trying to get down to Bakerloo
Experienced Euston at rush hour today, may have said a prayer
November 18, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Also why is embankment like a fucking rabbit warren - half expected to see Peter rabbit trying to get down to Bakerloo
Experienced Euston at rush hour today, may have said a prayer
November 18, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Experienced Euston at rush hour today, may have said a prayer
Sunday scaries with travel stress is not the one guys
November 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Sunday scaries with travel stress is not the one guys
Reposted by Matt 🏴
chefs: you eat with your eyes first
me, eating with my mouth: oh no
me, eating with my mouth: oh no
November 16, 2024 at 1:51 PM
chefs: you eat with your eyes first
me, eating with my mouth: oh no
me, eating with my mouth: oh no
Up at 3am tomorrow for my flight to London - why have I done this to myself??? 😭
November 17, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Up at 3am tomorrow for my flight to London - why have I done this to myself??? 😭
I think they want something…
November 17, 2024 at 9:10 AM
I think they want something…