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Mitch
@mitchsn.bsky.social
he/him
between shitposts at the moment
8:00pm in November and it’s pitch dark
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’m so glad community notes could clear this up for me, I was unsure!
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
guy fieri might be the only documented case where someone straight looks better with bleached hair/tips
October 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
October 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
🧠
September 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
why does Facebook write app update notes that sound like they are quotes from the president 🤔
September 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
it’s called CBD because, well, you can figure it out 😌
September 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
where will the clanker sympathizers hide when the revolution comes?
August 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
wolf blitzer spotted at the dc open tennis tournament, I hope no breaking news happens to ruin his night this time
July 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
yes I am a:

✅ redditor
✅ sitting on the floor of a train
✅ avoiding a simple social interaction
✅ playing with legos
June 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
when we drive in your car, I'm your baby/losing all my Innocents in the back seat
May 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
rot in hell ronald reagan you would hate this
May 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I want a dyke for pope. I want a person with aids for pope. I want a pope that had an abortion at sixteen.
May 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
going to the DC pope conclave as my pope-sona father frociaginne I’m sure it’ll be a hit
April 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
reddit is the new strava, I’ve been shitposting on the wrong platform this whole time it seems
April 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
aw man the influencers are yearning for the mines again
April 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
hmm
March 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I’m sorry but no one is putting these on their face right? these are an affront to optometry
March 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
slow news day in the Onion Lovers subreddit

not sure why this was suggested to me as I am not from the midwest though
March 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
me off my zoloft when I get sent to the RFK Jr wellness farm 😌
February 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
“which don’t work” is emotional to me - this man has a personal beef with paper straws. he has been burned before
February 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
totally normal updates nothing to see here
February 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
was wondering where I left those
February 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
magical things are happening on reddit
February 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
clicking on the search bar on google dot com and typing in “is Hey Ya one of the greatest songs of all time?”
January 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM