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Mitch
@mitchsn.bsky.social
he/him
between shitposts at the moment
amherst admissions needs to stop letting in prudes is the real issue !!
December 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
when is the end of year litter robot wrapped (unboxed?) coming out
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
before I add my friends on here, everyone’s gotta get really cool about some things really quickly
December 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
when he asks what are we but I remember that we are charlie kirk
December 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
a mass pants pooping incident has hit the shrek rave
December 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
unironically considering downloading fortnite on my phone to hopefully make it uncool for the kids, like when adults ruined 6-7 for them
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
🎶 you want a straight girl that does gay things
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
throwing ass to the Verizon Wireless hold music I’ve been listening to for one hour
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
IQ gap relationship
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
honestly is glossier a makeup brand or a merch company at this point
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
a tattoo progress picture caption:

5 minutes healed on justin - thank you for the trust!
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
the concept of swiping on tinder in the bread line
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
offered the HVAC technician a glass of water and he told me he doesn’t drink tap water because of the fluoride.

we gotta reopen the trade schools
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
my body is a machine that turns cold brew into biohazard material
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
fart walk
I don’t even understand how the fuck my fart talk
Feeling gassy after Thanksgiving? Take a fart walk.

Light exercise after a big meal can help. Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
Column | Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal
Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 AM
it seems I am addicted to updating the apps on my phone
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
just got an email from bombas (yes, the sock company) warning shoppers to look out for counterfeit socks this holiday season. this might be a recession indicator 😒
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
just saw my regular barista on the metro with another one of my regular baristas. living in a pulp romance novel rn but I’m not quick enough to come up with a cute title
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I never considered the aurora borealis wasn’t visible in the southern hemisphere. does that make me a bad person
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
an app like find my friends but it’s find my enemies so I know which neighborhoods to avoid
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
my posts would get so many likes if I approached them with pure intentions
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
8:00pm in November and it’s pitch dark
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
get an open-source trackball, bro. yeah, get a ploopy. I love my ploopy. I keep it on my desk.
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
no one thinks to themselves, “what a wonderful world” anymore. because of woke.
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I’m so glad community notes could clear this up for me, I was unsure!
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM