Mitch
@mitchsn.bsky.social
he/him
between shitposts at the moment
between shitposts at the moment
amherst admissions needs to stop letting in prudes is the real issue !!
Elite liberal arts school Amherst College held ‘disgusting’ orientation performance — where students mimicked sex acts
Elite liberal arts school Amherst College held ‘disgusting’ orientation performance — where students mimicked sex acts
Some students at Amherst College, say they were forced to sit through a "disgusting" orientation performance where people mimicked sex acts on stage and showered condoms "like confetti" on the crowd.
nypost.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
amherst admissions needs to stop letting in prudes is the real issue !!
when is the end of year litter robot wrapped (unboxed?) coming out
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
when is the end of year litter robot wrapped (unboxed?) coming out
before I add my friends on here, everyone’s gotta get really cool about some things really quickly
December 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
before I add my friends on here, everyone’s gotta get really cool about some things really quickly
when he asks what are we but I remember that we are charlie kirk
December 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
when he asks what are we but I remember that we are charlie kirk
a mass pants pooping incident has hit the shrek rave
December 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
a mass pants pooping incident has hit the shrek rave
unironically considering downloading fortnite on my phone to hopefully make it uncool for the kids, like when adults ruined 6-7 for them
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
unironically considering downloading fortnite on my phone to hopefully make it uncool for the kids, like when adults ruined 6-7 for them
🎶 you want a straight girl that does gay things
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
🎶 you want a straight girl that does gay things
throwing ass to the Verizon Wireless hold music I’ve been listening to for one hour
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
throwing ass to the Verizon Wireless hold music I’ve been listening to for one hour
honestly is glossier a makeup brand or a merch company at this point
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
honestly is glossier a makeup brand or a merch company at this point
a tattoo progress picture caption:
5 minutes healed on justin - thank you for the trust!
5 minutes healed on justin - thank you for the trust!
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
a tattoo progress picture caption:
5 minutes healed on justin - thank you for the trust!
5 minutes healed on justin - thank you for the trust!
the concept of swiping on tinder in the bread line
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
the concept of swiping on tinder in the bread line
offered the HVAC technician a glass of water and he told me he doesn’t drink tap water because of the fluoride.
we gotta reopen the trade schools
we gotta reopen the trade schools
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
offered the HVAC technician a glass of water and he told me he doesn’t drink tap water because of the fluoride.
we gotta reopen the trade schools
we gotta reopen the trade schools
my body is a machine that turns cold brew into biohazard material
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
my body is a machine that turns cold brew into biohazard material
fart walk
I don’t even understand how the fuck my fart talk
I don’t even understand how the fuck my fart talk
Feeling gassy after Thanksgiving? Take a fart walk.
Light exercise after a big meal can help. Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
Light exercise after a big meal can help. Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
Column | Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal
Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 AM
fart walk
I don’t even understand how the fuck my fart talk
I don’t even understand how the fuck my fart talk
it seems I am addicted to updating the apps on my phone
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
it seems I am addicted to updating the apps on my phone
just got an email from bombas (yes, the sock company) warning shoppers to look out for counterfeit socks this holiday season. this might be a recession indicator 😒
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
just got an email from bombas (yes, the sock company) warning shoppers to look out for counterfeit socks this holiday season. this might be a recession indicator 😒
just saw my regular barista on the metro with another one of my regular baristas. living in a pulp romance novel rn but I’m not quick enough to come up with a cute title
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
just saw my regular barista on the metro with another one of my regular baristas. living in a pulp romance novel rn but I’m not quick enough to come up with a cute title
I never considered the aurora borealis wasn’t visible in the southern hemisphere. does that make me a bad person
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I never considered the aurora borealis wasn’t visible in the southern hemisphere. does that make me a bad person
an app like find my friends but it’s find my enemies so I know which neighborhoods to avoid
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
an app like find my friends but it’s find my enemies so I know which neighborhoods to avoid
my posts would get so many likes if I approached them with pure intentions
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
my posts would get so many likes if I approached them with pure intentions
8:00pm in November and it’s pitch dark
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
8:00pm in November and it’s pitch dark
get an open-source trackball, bro. yeah, get a ploopy. I love my ploopy. I keep it on my desk.
Ploopy’s smallest open-source trackball now includes a button
Ploopy’s smallest open-source trackball now includes a button
The Nano 2 has an upgraded sensor, a USB-C port, and a single button you can customize to do what you want.
buff.ly
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
get an open-source trackball, bro. yeah, get a ploopy. I love my ploopy. I keep it on my desk.
no one thinks to themselves, “what a wonderful world” anymore. because of woke.
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
no one thinks to themselves, “what a wonderful world” anymore. because of woke.
I’m so glad community notes could clear this up for me, I was unsure!
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’m so glad community notes could clear this up for me, I was unsure!