Mitch G
mitchoacan.bsky.social
Mitch G
@mitchoacan.bsky.social
Lost track of which rodeo I'm in
She is the Morticia to my Gomez
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I guess I've just taken for granted the ability to parallel park a car. I just found out the other day that my younger son had never once had to do that in over 11 years of having his driver's license.

Obviously the kid does not live downtown.
September 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It would be nice if most people that drove pickup trucks knew how to fucking park them correctly
August 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Sisko > Sysco > Cisco > Sisqo
July 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Stepped out back just in time to see these two high tailing it out of the yard
July 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Reposted by Mitch G
Keeping the army in shape for when we go back to writing by hand
May 13, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I just realized I missed the 9:00 team meeting again, for the last 3 years
May 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It was a hail of a weekend
April 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Did you ever spill bong water in your parents' car like 40 some years ago and still occasionally think about it?
April 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This kind of Saturday
March 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Feeling like an overworked biscuit dough
March 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The grackles have returned for spring. In the last 4 years, I have seen the same bird in the group, unique with his one stark white tail feather on an otherwise black bird. I read they can live for 15 years or more, so I nicknamed him "Old Man". I have not seen him yet, and it makes me a bit sad.
March 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
May all of your drunken friends be the happy loving kind, and not the angry punchy ones.
March 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
One of my favorite things about having pets is that they take away the pain of returning home from vacation
March 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Lately, I've felt like a flea on the back of a wild dog, with no idea where the hell we're headed
February 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Reposted by Mitch G
coming this holiday season
February 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Krasnov, hmmm
February 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
10 years ago this week, I had a heart attack while shoveling snow. It was a mild one, I drove myself to the emergency room and stopped for a sandwich on the way. Got two coronary stents.
February 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
You're the frosting on this cake of a day
February 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The dog and cat are playing a game of cat and mouse
January 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
She can't shake the feeling that she's being watched
January 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Donut dog wants her uterus back
January 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Carter's greatest legacy to me was signing legislation making legal the home brewing of beer. God bless that man.
January 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Long cat wants your spot
December 29, 2024 at 5:11 AM