Mitch McConnell (Parody)
@mitchmcconell.bsky.social
Just an old man who appreciates his free healthcare - Parody account
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Trump doesn’t support NAZI’ism! He’s just the most popular among Nazi’s.
People shouldn’t be using Signal to send confidential information.
This is why I use SMS’s to send top secret info
This is why I use SMS’s to send top secret info
March 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
People shouldn’t be using Signal to send confidential information.
This is why I use SMS’s to send top secret info
This is why I use SMS’s to send top secret info
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The beast has been awoken!!
Woah now! I don’t sit on this app blaming @69wyocowboy.bsky.social for everything
March 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The beast has been awoken!!
Fuck Schumer!
March 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Fuck Schumer!
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
We need to ban spank banks in the USA
March 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
We need to ban spank banks in the USA
I will be proposing legislation to ban turning right on red lights for left handed people.
March 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I will be proposing legislation to ban turning right on red lights for left handed people.
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Trump Renames Eric ‘Eric Of America’ — theonion.com/trump-rename...
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Nobody loves you, Eric.
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Nobody loves you, Eric.
Trump Renames Eric ‘Eric Of America’
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March 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Trump Renames Eric ‘Eric Of America’ — theonion.com/trump-rename...
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Nobody loves you, Eric.
@theonion.com
Nobody loves you, Eric.
The Easter bunny is woke! #BanTheEasterBunny
March 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The Easter bunny is woke! #BanTheEasterBunny
Trump delayed tariffs to Canada and Mexico. So happy Canada and Mexico is caving to USA 🤣
March 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Trump delayed tariffs to Canada and Mexico. So happy Canada and Mexico is caving to USA 🤣
When are we planning to ban left handed people?
March 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
When are we planning to ban left handed people?
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Fuck Rapist Trump
March 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Fuck Rapist Trump
Congrats my US’anians, youll be happy to know everything got more expensive today
March 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Congrats my US’anians, youll be happy to know everything got more expensive today
We will rename French fries to American fries after we take over France
March 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
We will rename French fries to American fries after we take over France
Isn’t it nice to see Russia proud of us? /s
March 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Isn’t it nice to see Russia proud of us? /s
Why should we fight Putin? Why not just give him everything he wants?
February 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Why should we fight Putin? Why not just give him everything he wants?
All heil King Trump
February 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
All heil King Trump
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February 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Welcome to all my McConnell fans out there!
February 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Welcome to all my McConnell fans out there!