Mitch McConnell (Parody)
mitchmcconell.bsky.social
Mitch McConnell (Parody)
@mitchmcconell.bsky.social
Just an old man who appreciates his free healthcare - Parody account
Huh!!!! I was thinking it was someone who loved someone else by the name of penny this whole time.

Who would have known?!
April 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Fuck you too!!! 😃
April 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I speak on behalf of half the Americans out there who also have zero self awareness
April 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Yes?
April 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Screw agencies who protect people who can’t afford to pay me millions
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April 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
As long as you don’t turn into someone as bad as Mitch McConnell lol
April 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Hopeful optimistic, I see
April 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
🤣
April 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Huh! He’s not even black!

There’s always a first for everything
April 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Can we call it even if I send a funny gif in return?
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April 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
That’s cute that you think America is not already lost. Keep up that level of positivity
April 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
No
April 9, 2025 at 10:29 AM
You know the definition of insanity right?
April 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
C’mon! I’ve been in the senate for this long and my behavior is only starting to dawn on you?
April 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I ain’t waking up! I sleep 14hrs a day
April 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Fuck you too bitch
April 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
That only applies to democrats
April 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is more then 100 chars for me to read so I’m going to pass
April 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I’ll pass, I’d rather do nothing and let my supporters think I’m doing awesome things
April 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I have decided to actively and passionately do nothing
April 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Because doing illegal things and getting away with it is our thaaannnggggg
March 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
🤣 😆 😂

Please say this ISNT misinformation! I so badly want this to be true
March 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM