Mitch McConnell (Parody)
@mitchmcconell.bsky.social
Just an old man who appreciates his free healthcare - Parody account
Huh!!!! I was thinking it was someone who loved someone else by the name of penny this whole time.
Who would have known?!
Who would have known?!
April 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Huh!!!! I was thinking it was someone who loved someone else by the name of penny this whole time.
Who would have known?!
Who would have known?!
Fuck you too!!! 😃
April 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Fuck you too!!! 😃
I speak on behalf of half the Americans out there who also have zero self awareness
April 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I speak on behalf of half the Americans out there who also have zero self awareness
Screw agencies who protect people who can’t afford to pay me millions
a cartoon turtle is standing in the grass and looking at the camera with a surprised look on its face .
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April 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Screw agencies who protect people who can’t afford to pay me millions
As long as you don’t turn into someone as bad as Mitch McConnell lol
April 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
As long as you don’t turn into someone as bad as Mitch McConnell lol
Hopeful optimistic, I see
April 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hopeful optimistic, I see
Huh! He’s not even black!
There’s always a first for everything
There’s always a first for everything
April 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Huh! He’s not even black!
There’s always a first for everything
There’s always a first for everything
Can we call it even if I send a funny gif in return?
a large black object is hanging from a metal pole
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April 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Can we call it even if I send a funny gif in return?
That’s cute that you think America is not already lost. Keep up that level of positivity
April 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
That’s cute that you think America is not already lost. Keep up that level of positivity
You know the definition of insanity right?
April 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You know the definition of insanity right?
C’mon! I’ve been in the senate for this long and my behavior is only starting to dawn on you?
April 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
C’mon! I’ve been in the senate for this long and my behavior is only starting to dawn on you?
I ain’t waking up! I sleep 14hrs a day
April 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I ain’t waking up! I sleep 14hrs a day
Fuck you too bitch
April 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Fuck you too bitch
That only applies to democrats
April 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
That only applies to democrats
This is more then 100 chars for me to read so I’m going to pass
April 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This is more then 100 chars for me to read so I’m going to pass
I’ll pass, I’d rather do nothing and let my supporters think I’m doing awesome things
April 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I’ll pass, I’d rather do nothing and let my supporters think I’m doing awesome things
I have decided to actively and passionately do nothing
April 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I have decided to actively and passionately do nothing
Because doing illegal things and getting away with it is our thaaannnggggg
March 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Because doing illegal things and getting away with it is our thaaannnggggg
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Please say this ISNT misinformation! I so badly want this to be true
Please say this ISNT misinformation! I so badly want this to be true
March 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Please say this ISNT misinformation! I so badly want this to be true
Please say this ISNT misinformation! I so badly want this to be true