The fact that smokers have an exception to qualify for the updated shot is wild since we are already protected by the covid nicotine paradox.

My dad disappeared from his Baltimore trucking company when I was a kid. 20 years later, I went looking for answers.

I did it to survive.

In telling this story, I hope in some way to help others do the same.

“Whatever Happened to Eddy Crane?” is out in April 2026. This is the cover…

“Inshallah on the front page,” is a Groucho-level aside.

Skinny Malinky Leads the war for Kidness is criminally out of print, post-apocalyptic sci-fi for kids. Blew my mind at 13.

Hello.

One thing people need to know if they leave New Orleans is that you're expected to stop calling other men "baby" once you get to the new spot. I only recently learned this and after 18 years it's too late for me to change my ways.

13 y.o. kid took me to her first concert last night, someone she found online. It was a laptop pop band with a drummer and frontwoman, songs about heartbreak and comic/surreal stage patter in between. The perfect band?

One of the underappreciated aspects of UVA home football games is it is the only event in Charlottesville where grown people can socialize and listen to current rap music.

Absolutely Insane that the Young Thug and Donald Trump trials are happening at the same time in the same courthouse. Two formal innovators that went to the very top of the game, but just COULD NOT STOP doing crimes.

Been thinking for years now that it takes a worried man to sing a worried song but it might be these worried songs aren’t worth the effort.

Carson notoriously never booked rock bands, one notable exception: Crowded House.

My barber doesn’t speak much English so I just show her pictures of Johnny at various stages of life. Seventies Johnny could be next.