Jack Black is the type of dude to encourage the government to drop 500lb bombs on Arab kids, and then throw his best friend under the bus for making fun of a politician's ear piercing.

I'll listen to any grievances Rick Beato has with the commodification of modern music, but first he must acknowledge that: Bad Company, Golden Earring, Steppenwolf, Foghat, Bad Finger, Eddie Money, Grand Funk Railroad, Iron Butterfly, and Nazareth were the same band.

New gizmos have arrived.

The Shield produced 7 seasons in 6 years. 88 episodes. The writing was immaculate.
The Boys is currently on season 4 after 5 years. 30 episodes. My engagement has been on the decline since season 3.
Bottomless budget and production times make shit TV.

Barbeau is a big pretty lady.

neil gaiman please report to the dumpster immediately for orientation

I hope you all awaken to a lawn littered with blasting caps and fingertips Friday morning.

Look at this cool big bitch that whipped past my head like a bullet and bounced off the side of my house and fell on the deck and had to take a moment to compose himself before he flew off again to hopefully do the same thing to somebody else because I hate my neighbors and they deserve a bug wound

When I was in elementary school, our music teacher would put on these shitty records of childrens songs, and we'd all have to sing along. I would always substitute words like "heart" with "fart" really loud and that was arguably funnier than Weird Al's entire career.

"It's just white people talking in different rooms."
-my wife's review of House of the Dragon