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This will mark Beyoncé’s first Met Gala appearance in a decade
Beyoncé, Nicole Kidman, Venus Williams, and Anna Wintour Will Co-chair the 2026 Met Gala
The Costume Institute’s spring 2026 exhibition, titled “Costume Art,” will examine the centrality of the dressed body.
www.vogue.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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NEW YORK (AP) — Beyoncé will co-chair the 2026 Met Gala along with Venus Williams, Nicole Kidman and Anna Wintour.
December 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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lowkey need gen men or pay pigs asap. who wants feet pics or to just get off by venmoing me
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Idk who needs to hear this but

Black men are NOT

Studs
Bulls
BBC
Mandingo

Or any other racist connotations that you can come up with.

An brothas please quit referring to yourself as, or allowing them to call you this, they're rooted in fetishism, and ownership/slave talk

Jericho ~
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
let’s start an over 30 selfie thread

38 😘
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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You just cannot beat good chemistry.
October 23, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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*presses post and runs*
October 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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I need a vacation
September 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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any rich men wanna permanently save me from the sunday scaries🤑
September 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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When they say, "I didn't agree with him on everything," the followup has to be, "So what did you agree on?"
September 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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need to ge fucked
September 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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HATE small talk on Teams/Slack. Like just ask the question you want to ask goddddd
September 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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lol when ppl say they’re not into side stuff im always like wdym

You don’t jerk off?
You don’t like sucking dick?

Like I understand preferring anal sex but plz
September 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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My love languages are words of affirmation, gifts and cash transfers.
August 30, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Looove waking up on a Sunday of a holiday weekend.
August 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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People who ask for a face photo and say they can't send one back cuz of their job after you send yours are so ... Like why 🙃
August 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Laying in bed wondering why my ass isn't being eaten right now
August 23, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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UGH men are so sexy.
August 17, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Me every week
I think I need a man(s) to fuck my stress away this week :/
August 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Absolutely not ready for tomorrow to be Monday
August 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Not these posts from @rudenudedudes.bsky.social and @anotherhungtop.bsky.social showing up in succession on my timeline 😂
July 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Welcome to my world
In my single girl era which means I’m not featuring any distress caused by men
July 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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If you're not gassing up your friends, why the fuck not?
June 30, 2025 at 5:46 AM