Mark Ruffalo in Collateral
@misterhorton.bsky.social
Slicked back hair, goatee, and an earring
Pecorino Romano is what Ray Romano calls his pecker
April 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Pecorino Romano is what Ray Romano calls his pecker
I hate when people don’t treat their housekeepers like family. We’ve had the same topless maid since my kid was born. She’s like a second topless mother to my son.
March 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I hate when people don’t treat their housekeepers like family. We’ve had the same topless maid since my kid was born. She’s like a second topless mother to my son.
Keep my bald wife’s name out your bald wife’s mouth!
March 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Keep my bald wife’s name out your bald wife’s mouth!
I went to the 2024 National Horseplayers Championship to get some footage for a sizzle reel on the wonderful world of horse race gambling. I ended up with a 30-minute documentary that comes out next week. Give it a watch, share it around, and help me sell a TV show.
Giddyup!
youtu.be/Yf5fmBrIYhE
Giddyup!
youtu.be/Yf5fmBrIYhE
Official Trailer: Winner's Circle | Inside the 2024 National Horse Players Championship
YouTube video by Duality Sports and Entertainment
youtu.be
February 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I went to the 2024 National Horseplayers Championship to get some footage for a sizzle reel on the wonderful world of horse race gambling. I ended up with a 30-minute documentary that comes out next week. Give it a watch, share it around, and help me sell a TV show.
Giddyup!
youtu.be/Yf5fmBrIYhE
Giddyup!
youtu.be/Yf5fmBrIYhE
Canceling Amazon Prime the second I finish Reacher season three
February 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Canceling Amazon Prime the second I finish Reacher season three
Every time I take a Waymo I leave a really good tip but now I’m worried about who’s actually getting the money.
February 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Every time I take a Waymo I leave a really good tip but now I’m worried about who’s actually getting the money.
Had a dream where Bruce Springsteen and RFK jr were one in the same. I think because of the way they both stand and wear blue jeans?
January 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Had a dream where Bruce Springsteen and RFK jr were one in the same. I think because of the way they both stand and wear blue jeans?
I've lived in LA my whole life and the experience of these fires is the closest thing to the Northridge Earthquake that I can think of. Eerie, devastating, depressing.
January 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I've lived in LA my whole life and the experience of these fires is the closest thing to the Northridge Earthquake that I can think of. Eerie, devastating, depressing.
This is like The Talented Mr. Ripley but gay
The Adrian Dittmann Story
all the evidence and methodology from A to Z
by @ryan.staticnoi.se and me
maia.crimew.gay/posts/adrian...
all the evidence and methodology from A to Z
by @ryan.staticnoi.se and me
maia.crimew.gay/posts/adrian...
The Adrian Dittmann Story
the evidence, from A to Z, and righting the wrongs
maia.crimew.gay
January 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This is like The Talented Mr. Ripley but gay
Excited to introduce my nicotine-infused wine brand Zynfandel
December 19, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Excited to introduce my nicotine-infused wine brand Zynfandel
Awesome to be an I told you so guy on stuff that can’t be proven one way or the other
Just to be clear: however bad you think the Trump second term will be, I assure you it’ll be worse.
Bookmark this if you don’t believe me.
Bookmark this if you don’t believe me.
December 14, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Awesome to be an I told you so guy on stuff that can’t be proven one way or the other
Dyin Fein2tein
Rep. Nancy Pelosi underwent a “successful” hip replacement surgery Saturday and is “well on the mend,” according to a spokesperson, one day after being hospitalized from an injury sustained during an official engagement in Luxembourg.
Pelosi undergoes successful hip replacement surgery after fall on stairs in Luxembourg | CNN Politics
Rep. Nancy Pelosi underwent a “successful” hip replacement surgery Saturday and is “well on the mend,” according to a spokesperson, one day after being hospitalized from an injury sustained during an ...
www.cnn.com
December 14, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Dyin Fein2tein
Checking my crypto losses in-between Arnold press sets at the gym and reminding myself that even though I can’t afford rent I can always shower at Fitness 19
December 11, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Checking my crypto losses in-between Arnold press sets at the gym and reminding myself that even though I can’t afford rent I can always shower at Fitness 19
2024 just has to twist the knife a little harder before it's done
Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have reportedly broken up—just months before the arrival of their baby together.
Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly Call it Quits Weeks After Announcing Pregnancy
The couple are expecting a child together.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 11, 2024 at 2:13 AM
2024 just has to twist the knife a little harder before it's done
hold tight i'll shortly be launching my Luigi Mangione memecoin
December 9, 2024 at 8:27 PM
hold tight i'll shortly be launching my Luigi Mangione memecoin
When I worked on Tosh.0 I got shitfaced at the company retreat and the head writer had to turn my body in the direction of my hotel so I could make it home. Got re-hired for the following season.
Casual reminder that not a single career has ever been made at a holiday party, but many have been derailed. An early Irish exit is the move. To another bar. Without work people.
December 7, 2024 at 8:08 PM
When I worked on Tosh.0 I got shitfaced at the company retreat and the head writer had to turn my body in the direction of my hotel so I could make it home. Got re-hired for the following season.
oh fuck oh fuck they just made me the new CEO of United Health
December 5, 2024 at 9:44 PM
oh fuck oh fuck they just made me the new CEO of United Health
guys no more bingo card talk in 2025. you’ve got a month then that’s it
December 5, 2024 at 5:44 PM
guys no more bingo card talk in 2025. you’ve got a month then that’s it
Biden should pardon Cruz’s dad for being the Zodiac
December 2, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Biden should pardon Cruz’s dad for being the Zodiac
Reposted by Mark Ruffalo in Collateral
You pardon your son if for no other reason than he’s your son.
yes. Hunter should get a pardon, if for no other reason than as a fuck you to Merrick Garland www.politico.com/news/magazin...
Joe Biden Should Commute Any Prison Sentence for Hunter Biden
Should the president pardon his son?
www.politico.com
November 25, 2024 at 4:30 PM
You pardon your son if for no other reason than he’s your son.
forcing my conservative parents to celebrate latinxmas this year
December 1, 2024 at 6:42 PM
forcing my conservative parents to celebrate latinxmas this year
lose control over my bowels
If your family started doing this at Thanksgiving dinner, what would you do? 😳
November 29, 2024 at 5:10 PM
lose control over my bowels
since Paul Rust isn’t on here yet I’ll post his all-timer Thanksgiving tweet for him
November 28, 2024 at 3:05 PM
since Paul Rust isn’t on here yet I’ll post his all-timer Thanksgiving tweet for him
and why are we asking josh gad for his opinion on this subject?
Even by the abysmal standards of the NYT's coverage of trans rights this is shocking
www.nytimes.com/2024/11/26/u...
www.nytimes.com/2024/11/26/u...
Transgender Activists Question the Movement’s Confrontational Approach
Facing diminishing public support, some activists say all-or-nothing tactics are not working. “We have to make it OK for someone to change their minds.”
www.nytimes.com
November 28, 2024 at 12:41 AM
and why are we asking josh gad for his opinion on this subject?
i'm in my SlopEra bitch
November 27, 2024 at 3:31 AM
i'm in my SlopEra bitch