Mr. Congeniality
@mistercongeniality.bsky.social
ADHD, PTSD, TMJ, BPD, and C.R.E.A.M. run my day to day life
The Sandlot is overplayed and overhyped, and I’m tired of pretending like it’s not. Give me Angels in the Outfield any day of the week
October 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The Sandlot is overplayed and overhyped, and I’m tired of pretending like it’s not. Give me Angels in the Outfield any day of the week
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Omg enough of this just give me one of these and one of those pls
September 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Omg enough of this just give me one of these and one of those pls
Why do all #NotreDame fans look like they ate some bad salmon before the game?
September 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Why do all #NotreDame fans look like they ate some bad salmon before the game?
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My favorite game is watching the last 5 minutes of a Simpsons episode and trying to figure out what the hell lead to all of it
June 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
My favorite game is watching the last 5 minutes of a Simpsons episode and trying to figure out what the hell lead to all of it
I am become aspertame
June 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I am become aspertame
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Perry North. East Street. Caller sees someone changing a tire on a car. Caller thinks that this is suspicious.
May 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Perry North. East Street. Caller sees someone changing a tire on a car. Caller thinks that this is suspicious.
Do they make grape flavored ice cream? If not, why not? But if so…. Why?…
May 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Do they make grape flavored ice cream? If not, why not? But if so…. Why?…
They elected the first American Pope! That means he comes individually wrapped in a little square, I think
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
They elected the first American Pope! That means he comes individually wrapped in a little square, I think
Please sign my petition to make iPhone font a serif style. This way, I will know when someone is talking about Artificial Intelligence and not some dude named Al
May 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Please sign my petition to make iPhone font a serif style. This way, I will know when someone is talking about Artificial Intelligence and not some dude named Al
My 4 year old son eats the core of the apple. I hope this is clueless childishness and not a reason for me to put extra locks on my bedroom door
April 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My 4 year old son eats the core of the apple. I hope this is clueless childishness and not a reason for me to put extra locks on my bedroom door
Reality has a liberal bias - Stephen Colbert
March 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Reality has a liberal bias - Stephen Colbert
When I sell something and claim it’s from a “smoke free home”, do I have to disclose the number of times I’ve burned bacon and opened every window in the house only to find that bacon smoke lingers worse than a bad infection? Or can I just leave that out?
February 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
When I sell something and claim it’s from a “smoke free home”, do I have to disclose the number of times I’ve burned bacon and opened every window in the house only to find that bacon smoke lingers worse than a bad infection? Or can I just leave that out?
People are taking down their Christmas lights already? How am I supposed to know when it’s Valentine’s Day?!
January 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
People are taking down their Christmas lights already? How am I supposed to know when it’s Valentine’s Day?!
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New year, same old me.
January 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
New year, same old me.
I may not be able to produce my own serotonin, but damn, you should try my grilled cheeses
January 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I may not be able to produce my own serotonin, but damn, you should try my grilled cheeses
One of my biggest fears in life is accidentally using a fork that hasn’t been cleaned since the last person at the restaurant used it.
I also harbor a deep trepidation of the unfathomable void.
Still the fork thing though
I also harbor a deep trepidation of the unfathomable void.
Still the fork thing though
January 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
One of my biggest fears in life is accidentally using a fork that hasn’t been cleaned since the last person at the restaurant used it.
I also harbor a deep trepidation of the unfathomable void.
Still the fork thing though
I also harbor a deep trepidation of the unfathomable void.
Still the fork thing though
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Every time I read the local news and see a teacher who was awarded a $250 grant for her classroom, I understand that she spent hours of her own time applying for it. Writing it. Going through a submission process.
For $250. For her classroom…
For $250. For her classroom…
December 12, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Every time I read the local news and see a teacher who was awarded a $250 grant for her classroom, I understand that she spent hours of her own time applying for it. Writing it. Going through a submission process.
For $250. For her classroom…
For $250. For her classroom…
My 3 year old was much more prepared for the debate than I was tonight when he asked why he couldn’t take his pop tart into the bath with him. I held my ground, but the kid made some good points
November 26, 2024 at 1:01 AM
My 3 year old was much more prepared for the debate than I was tonight when he asked why he couldn’t take his pop tart into the bath with him. I held my ground, but the kid made some good points