Arnold Palmer half-and-half caffeine cleanse test was, in fact, successful. Even though we went back to our usual Diet Coke, the fact we are able to go a week on tea and water is more than I could be proud of.

Advice: be kind to others. You never know how far it goes.

I’d love to have procured these for the pharmacy.

Had bacon for the first time in a while. Was nice, may have another.

What is the world I have woken up in?

The onion sock headache cure does NOT work. Do not listen to the sages who tell you otherwise. Just take willow bark or its more modern pharmaceutical, ASPRIN.

(If you’re allergic to asprin, acetaminophen.)

Me: Thinks of the intro cutscene of Metroid Dread, in particular the part where Samus gets blasted point-blank by Raven Beak's beam
My fuckass headmate sticking images in my head:

Had to get other headmates involved to get host to eat properly. Looks like my assistance here will prove to be necessary.

Hello world. #plural