Vegans think chickpeas can do anything. You want a hamburger? Chickpeas? You want a taco? Chickpeas? You want a snickers bar? Chickpeas (that’s a real one) these people are out of control with the chickpeas. No product could be so wonderful.

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

It's like wandering the desert out here