Joshua Martinez
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Joshua Martinez
@mistaj95.bsky.social
No fucking way triple H was at the white house just now
July 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I can’t really blame Corporate Money Punk honestly. How many patriotic U.S. fans think our govt can’t do any wrong and demand you kiss the ring?

Still disappointing, but he didn’t wanna end up like Khashoggi.

So 🤷🏽‍♂️
June 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Goldberg’s old ass showing up
June 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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These the jokes on twitter people swear they can’t live without
First thing I see this morning.
June 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Looked it up and the joke first appeared in 1932, so people using Klarna to pay off a burger in instalments isn't a recession indicator, it's a depression indicator
@rickyftw.bsky.social @eliotetc.bsky.social
Financing burgers was foretold. Popeye tried to warn us.
May 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Third man or third Reich?
April 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Lunchtime views on a cloudy day
#atx
April 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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WWE has bought AAA!

WOAH
April 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It’s a bad feeling when your favs have shit views
It’s a GREAT feeling when they have the correct view 🤗
#CMPunk is sure #ElonMusk was giving a Nazi salute at that #DonaldTrump inauguration event back in January ... and the #WWE Superstar is adamant there's no amount of "gaslighting" the billionaire can ...
TikTok video by TMZ
www.tiktok.com
April 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Look, let's call spade a spade.
There's one common denominator when it comes to having these awkward segments that seem to go off script.
WWE edited out all the personal jabs out of the digital version of the Tiffany Stratton-Charlotte Flair segment.

Everyone we are speaking to believes that Charlotte and Tiffany Stratton went heavily off-script.
April 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Seems like today’s a good day to dust off this gem 🙂‍↔️
April 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Go Kat Go
March 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Can’t wait for LEGO Severance
Update on LEGO video games 🎮🧱

• LEGO has tripled its engineering staff and plans to develop games in-house

• TT Games still has one LEGO game in development and may also be working on a Harry Potter game

• It’s unclear how much they will outsource going forward
March 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Mood
Kendrick Lamar - man at the garden (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Kendrick Lamar
youtube.com
March 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Elon is fucking with people’s algorithm on twitter. Just refreshed my fyp, and legit 5 post from Elon in a row and two Tesla post after a single post break. Have never seen that.
March 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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You unfriend people bec of politics?

Absolutely! I unfriended some of y’all because you were on Drake’s side during the beef.
February 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
February 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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My suggestions for the NFL for this new era we’re living in.
1. Deregulate roids. Let them gas up as much as possible.
2. Ditch helmets and pads.
3. Ditch all coaches. It’s insulting to think the players on the field aren’t smart enough to figure out how to do this shit themselves. #SuperbOwl
February 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Best halftime show as far as story telling. Hands down
February 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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January 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
January 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**

* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect
Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.
www.kcur.org
January 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM