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Mister Badger
@mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social
Involuntary internet nomad, he/they
Focus exclusively on maintaining standard and modern in set design, and use a single precon release at the end of the year to showcase how those cards can be used in commander as a means of onboarding both new players and staunch 60-card adherents to the format; never print the word "commander."
I realize that a common response would be “I wouldn’t”
But
It’s 2016 you run wizards. You realize and know that commander will be the main way people play magic moving forward and there no internal pushback against this.
How would you change your design process/product releases/game philosophy.
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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i think im gonna buy a honda fit
September 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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October 2, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Greetings, mercenaries!
We've reached 5,000 reviews total! And Oct 2nd will mark 2 years in Early Access!
So we're giving away 6 keys: 2 each here, Twitter, and our Discord server!
Simply follow and repost to participate!
Winners will be announced on Oct 2nd!
#roguelike #turnbased
September 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Addendum:

Also, what about stories where highlighting the abusive aspect of an interaction *is the point*? Not every depiction of nudity or sex is something you're meant to get off to. Does that content and those stories just no longer have a place on this site?
September 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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September 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I'm hard pressed to think of a single piece of media more poorly understood in the pop culture vernacular than Calvin and Hobbes. Every fan iteration or meme format derived from the comics demonstrates a level of revisionism tantamount to biblical heresy.
August 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
another day, another gaggle of artists on tiktok forgetting that generative ai is a machine designed to destroy their work because someone uploaded a funny slop song about current events and we must uncritically surf each wave which presents itself
August 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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"Oh no, the leopards ate their faces" is rooting for the leopards that eat faces. You're happy that the people who supported the leopards are now being eaten by the leopards, because you are more focused on punishment and schadenfreude than you are with the whole "leopards are eating people" problem
August 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Fantastic Four was a profoundly zen experience, in that it was so unconscionably insipid that my brain failed to produce a thought for the entire runtime.
July 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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dividing by 3 and then seeing a bunch of 3s in the decimal is so scary. it's like killing a spider but then discovering its nest
July 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
"No see because the soup represents the milieu of desire we all inhabit, and the backstroke contains this juxtaposition of facing forward and striving through labor, but still moving backwards, so in a way the fly is a reflection of the man who desires a soup devoid of flies. That's the joke."
WAIT WAIT WAIT

The joke about the chicken crossing the road to get to the other side... meaning to die... other side being not the other side of the road but the Other Side*

*if you believe in that stuff

That's the joke?

(Yes I'm 54 in about 3 weeks time)
July 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This is a metaphor for the relationship between poverty and the prison industrial complex.
FRITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER SEPTEMBER 14,1938
July 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The implied Jon Doomslayer within this joke is equally funny
Garfield DOOM demons (11/2021)
July 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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whelp ig im not getting around to playing clair obscure then 🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
July 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Research is a dying passion. I'm surrounded at every turn by people offloading their mental exercise to large language models peddled by billionaire war hawk grifters, as though the process of learning and application is a burden. It's terribly discouraging.
July 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Found some Janeway Tuvix defenders in the wild and they are NOT taking the realization that they are using pro-life arguments very well.
June 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Okay so I actually do need some cash because streaming services tried to take out money that isn't there.

Willing to sell Chatterfang to someone for 130+shipping if anyone wants a decently solid squirrel deck.
I'm half tempted to get completely out of Magic as a whole. I played Commander a few days ago at the shop and it just gave me a headache.

Which also means selling my last remaining deck. Anybody want to purchase my Chatterfang deck?
June 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
been working on something
June 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It's crazy how when I draw a ass even vaguely female in presentation it gets instantly content flagged but I can be routinely shown full live action shaft and tip on my discover feed without so much as a warning. Please don't point out I haven't drawn anything in a while, I will cry.
May 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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in drawing specificity equals love
May 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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It's crazy how conservatives in the US cry "woke" when people point out anything from social disparity to actual genocide. Like yeah, being aware of the bullshit is woke. That's a good thing, you know, unless you're the one commiting genocide.
May 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It's a weird feeling knowing I might have already played my last game of magic. It's wild how you can love something for a decade and then like six terrible corporate decisions later feel nothing but vacant apathy.
May 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If you're getting tired of blocking braindead AI proponents, just start asking them to tell you what ChatGPT is actually good for and they will do the blocking for you.
May 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM