missyjaundice.bsky.social
@missyjaundice.bsky.social
Saying "Is this guy bothering you?" To a mother holding her crying child
October 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
She's The Reason my Hoobastank
August 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I got that dog in me (that dog being a shivering chihuahua)
August 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Big bad wolf if he were gay: "I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll boots your house down!"
August 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Now many times are we gonna have to dance this dance before these people learn the goddam steps.

"AI" reproduces, exacerbates, and iterates the biases and values it was trained on. Those biases and values are, largely, very bad. There for the reproductions will most often be as bad and worse.

Jfc.
Study finds A.I. LLMs advise women to ask for lower salaries than men. When prompted w/ a user profile of same education, experience & job role, differing only by gender, ChatGPT advised the female applicant to request $280K salary; Male applicant=$400K.
thenextweb.com/news/chatgpt...
ChatGPT advises women to ask for lower salaries, study finds
A new study has found that large language models (LLMs) like ChatGPT consistently advise women to ask for lower salaries than men.
thenextweb.com
July 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
*Me to the person sitting next to me after I noticeably queef* Sorry, allergies.
June 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Will exclusively be referring to posts on Bluesky as "Bluesks." Like "I'm bluesking," and "Gotta bluesk!"
June 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I feel like we're in a Don't Ask, Don't Tell era for MAGA people.
June 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Y'all, I am no Houdini 🙃
For my next trick, I will attempt to smoke the exact amount of weed that will ease my pain but leave me with the mental faculties to get work done.
June 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Do you think cisgender French people call themselves oui-binary?
June 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Daily affirmations girly
Hazel purring at herself in the mirror #goals
June 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Some of the CDC's main channels for communicating urgent health information to the public have gone silent.
Diseases are spreading. The CDC isn't warning the public like it was months ago
Some of the CDC's main channels for communicating urgent health information to the public have gone silent.
www.npr.org
May 21, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Going on a date with a guy from Nantucket tonight, wish me luck!
May 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This is gorgeous and perfect!!!!
Endlessly obsessed with this yellow strawberry skirt by @mayakern.bsky.social and @riibrego.bsky.social, I want to wear it every day!!
May 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I put Hozier on for some light music in class today and some kid said "Who is this, Benson Boone?" I'm gonna kms.
May 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Crafted and gabbed outside all day with some of my loveliest pals for my birthday, and my heart is still just radiating sunlight, I can't fall asleep 💖
April 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If Luigi Mangione does get the death penalty, I want to be his last meal.
April 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I have six figures in my bank account, if you count the decimals.
April 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I say I'm ok, but really I'm thinking of the Stick It (2006) scene where she slowly sinks into the ice bath
April 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Life is too much troll toll and not enough boys hole
April 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Just another day of being gods least favorite (having to poop immediately after taking a shower)
April 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I made a joke to my class about the costco guys being outside my house last night with how many big booms I was hearing from the storm, and none of them got it, I wanna die
April 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Today I'm feeling very Jeb Bush when he had to say "please clap," to his own audience on his campaign trail in 2016.
April 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If Natasha Bedingfield releases her inhibitions, does that make her an exhibitionist?
April 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Who is this Rorscach, and why does he look just like my dad?
April 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM