Missy Guyott
@missyguyott.bsky.social
Recovering City Councilperson.
Small business owner with a big heart.
Build longer tables, not taller walls.
Secret Hippie Chick/ Outwardly Bougie & Probably Stoned
Happily Married Yorkie Mom.
ADHD/ Bipolar/ Neurospicy
Proud Ally
Blue Spot in a Red town
Small business owner with a big heart.
Build longer tables, not taller walls.
Secret Hippie Chick/ Outwardly Bougie & Probably Stoned
Happily Married Yorkie Mom.
ADHD/ Bipolar/ Neurospicy
Proud Ally
Blue Spot in a Red town
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Hey MAGA Christians, school shootings have nothing to do with a lack of prayer in public schools.
I’ve studied the Bible extensively and served as a pastor for nearly three decades.
Trust me: there is no prayer that will suddenly make children bulletproof.
Cut the BS—it’s the guns.
I’ve studied the Bible extensively and served as a pastor for nearly three decades.
Trust me: there is no prayer that will suddenly make children bulletproof.
Cut the BS—it’s the guns.
April 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hey MAGA Christians, school shootings have nothing to do with a lack of prayer in public schools.
I’ve studied the Bible extensively and served as a pastor for nearly three decades.
Trust me: there is no prayer that will suddenly make children bulletproof.
Cut the BS—it’s the guns.
I’ve studied the Bible extensively and served as a pastor for nearly three decades.
Trust me: there is no prayer that will suddenly make children bulletproof.
Cut the BS—it’s the guns.
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It’s not the video games.
Not the social media.
It’s not the pot or the porn.
It’s not that there are too many doors or too few police.
It’s the gun the shooter was able to get.
And it’s the gun the shooter was able to fire.
It’s the gun.
It’s the gun.
It’s the motherfucking gun.
Not the social media.
It’s not the pot or the porn.
It’s not that there are too many doors or too few police.
It’s the gun the shooter was able to get.
And it’s the gun the shooter was able to fire.
It’s the gun.
It’s the gun.
It’s the motherfucking gun.
April 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It’s not the video games.
Not the social media.
It’s not the pot or the porn.
It’s not that there are too many doors or too few police.
It’s the gun the shooter was able to get.
And it’s the gun the shooter was able to fire.
It’s the gun.
It’s the gun.
It’s the motherfucking gun.
Not the social media.
It’s not the pot or the porn.
It’s not that there are too many doors or too few police.
It’s the gun the shooter was able to get.
And it’s the gun the shooter was able to fire.
It’s the gun.
It’s the gun.
It’s the motherfucking gun.
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APPLE WATCH: “looks like you’re freaking out, would you like to record it?”
April 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
APPLE WATCH: “looks like you’re freaking out, would you like to record it?”
April 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Join me in celebrating #worldpenguinday on April 25. It’s my family’s tradition to celebrate with ice cream cake. But a regular cake is fine too. Or cold fish. I guess cold fish is okay.
April 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Join me in celebrating #worldpenguinday on April 25. It’s my family’s tradition to celebrate with ice cream cake. But a regular cake is fine too. Or cold fish. I guess cold fish is okay.
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Everybody romanticizing about the heyday of American manufacturing needs to carefully listen to one (1) Bruce Springsteen song.
April 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Everybody romanticizing about the heyday of American manufacturing needs to carefully listen to one (1) Bruce Springsteen song.
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Sharing #catpictures is my favorite. Especially on BlueSky where it’s adorable.
I present #spooningcats
Luvs my boys.
I present #spooningcats
Luvs my boys.
April 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Sharing #catpictures is my favorite. Especially on BlueSky where it’s adorable.
I present #spooningcats
Luvs my boys.
I present #spooningcats
Luvs my boys.
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Cartoon by Adam Zyglis
March 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Cartoon by Adam Zyglis
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It’s very discouraging to watch our country slowly re-learn the lessons that led to the end of segregation, among them that people who think they’re racially superior are nearly universally incompetent fools unable to face up to their own deficiencies and putting them in charge is suicide
March 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
It’s very discouraging to watch our country slowly re-learn the lessons that led to the end of segregation, among them that people who think they’re racially superior are nearly universally incompetent fools unable to face up to their own deficiencies and putting them in charge is suicide
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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
March 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
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It seems like an eternity, but Tuesday marks the seventh week of this despicable regime. I’d like to talk about coping with the stresses of this era. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/taking-heart
March 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It seems like an eternity, but Tuesday marks the seventh week of this despicable regime. I’d like to talk about coping with the stresses of this era. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/taking-heart
The world is burning, but we’re still cute.
#oldpeopleinlove
#oldpeopleinlove
March 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The world is burning, but we’re still cute.
#oldpeopleinlove
#oldpeopleinlove
March 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Spectacular!
Saturn, Mars, Venus, Jupiter and crescent moon just before sunrise.
📸 Ren Theelen
Saturn, Mars, Venus, Jupiter and crescent moon just before sunrise.
📸 Ren Theelen
March 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Spectacular!
Saturn, Mars, Venus, Jupiter and crescent moon just before sunrise.
📸 Ren Theelen
Saturn, Mars, Venus, Jupiter and crescent moon just before sunrise.
📸 Ren Theelen
Remember- if you are challenged to achieve your fitness goals, there is always AI.
Sarah Connor would slap me if she knew I played with SkyNet.
Them Abs tho
Sarah Connor would slap me if she knew I played with SkyNet.
Them Abs tho
February 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Remember- if you are challenged to achieve your fitness goals, there is always AI.
Sarah Connor would slap me if she knew I played with SkyNet.
Them Abs tho
Sarah Connor would slap me if she knew I played with SkyNet.
Them Abs tho
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Getting older is still having hangovers and getting injured but you don’t ever have any good stories to explain why
February 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Getting older is still having hangovers and getting injured but you don’t ever have any good stories to explain why
Less Meta More Legos!! You know he loves you when he orders minifigs that look like us, and puts us in the Up! House. My dogs are here too.
My mental health has already improved.
#adultlegos
#adventureisoutthere
#legos
#uphouse
My mental health has already improved.
#adultlegos
#adventureisoutthere
#legos
#uphouse
February 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Less Meta More Legos!! You know he loves you when he orders minifigs that look like us, and puts us in the Up! House. My dogs are here too.
My mental health has already improved.
#adultlegos
#adventureisoutthere
#legos
#uphouse
My mental health has already improved.
#adultlegos
#adventureisoutthere
#legos
#uphouse
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The flying public needs answers. How many FAA personnel were just fired? What positions? And why?
February 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The flying public needs answers. How many FAA personnel were just fired? What positions? And why?
Since leaving the Meta platforms, I have time for more meaningful projects like Lego Botanicals. It’s actually become a bit of an obsession.
#legobotanicals #legoflowees #adultswholego
#legobotanicals #legoflowees #adultswholego
February 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Since leaving the Meta platforms, I have time for more meaningful projects like Lego Botanicals. It’s actually become a bit of an obsession.
#legobotanicals #legoflowees #adultswholego
#legobotanicals #legoflowees #adultswholego
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This can't be overstated, overlooked, or dismissed.
Coffee has a revolutionary history.
Coffee has a revolutionary history.
If this is true, and coffee prices soar, Trump's tenure as omniscient leader will indeed be short.
January 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
This can't be overstated, overlooked, or dismissed.
Coffee has a revolutionary history.
Coffee has a revolutionary history.
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A big part of anxiety is just being very suspicious of yourself. Like I'm not exactly sure what I'm up to but I don't trust this guy, vibes are off.
November 24, 2024 at 12:32 AM
A big part of anxiety is just being very suspicious of yourself. Like I'm not exactly sure what I'm up to but I don't trust this guy, vibes are off.
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In case you're wondering...
Here's the "plan"
Here's the "plan"
November 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
In case you're wondering...
Here's the "plan"
Here's the "plan"