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I put clothes on the people in movies and TV shows. 👗
Late night stroll along the waterfront last night. Summers in Toronto are my fave.
June 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Late night stroll along the waterfront last night. Summers in Toronto are my fave.
Olivia living for drama, as always. 🫠
May 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Olivia living for drama, as always. 🫠
People mad about the tariffs on their SHEIN orders - like what did you expect? lol
April 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
People mad about the tariffs on their SHEIN orders - like what did you expect? lol
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BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre successfully completes greatest election fumble in Canadian history
April 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre successfully completes greatest election fumble in Canadian history
CBC PROJECTING A LIBERAL GOVERNMENT 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
April 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
CBC PROJECTING A LIBERAL GOVERNMENT 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Part of working in the film industry is waking up at 2am, listening to a murder podcast while you get ready, then getting into whatever black sprinter van is in front of your sketchy hotel without batting an eye. Zero survival skills.
April 28, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Part of working in the film industry is waking up at 2am, listening to a murder podcast while you get ready, then getting into whatever black sprinter van is in front of your sketchy hotel without batting an eye. Zero survival skills.
Happiness feels like a lofty goal, so I’ll settle for not fucking terrified.
I really want to go to bed tomorrow night feeling happy.
April 28, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Happiness feels like a lofty goal, so I’ll settle for not fucking terrified.
True friendship
almost twenty years ago i got broken up with over email and ran into an alley to cry and accidentally sat in cat poop and my best friend will never let me forget it
April 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
True friendship
Got Botox so people stop asking why I’m angry all the time when I’m just disappointed
April 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Got Botox so people stop asking why I’m angry all the time when I’m just disappointed
This clip is incredible. The fact he had to say it, and lost his job as a result is fucking bananas.
Jake Tapper: "One 60 Minutes source tells me, 'The lawsuit was baseless. Bill Owens wouldn't apologize. He wouldn't bend. He fought for the broadcast and for independent journalism and that cost him his job. It's shameful.'"
April 23, 2025 at 9:02 AM
This clip is incredible. The fact he had to say it, and lost his job as a result is fucking bananas.
I don’t know why this app keeps feeding me TS content when I’ve muted every keyword, every account that pops up, and hit “show less like this” a billion times. I have no desire to know anything about her please make it stop.
April 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I don’t know why this app keeps feeding me TS content when I’ve muted every keyword, every account that pops up, and hit “show less like this” a billion times. I have no desire to know anything about her please make it stop.
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Hey Canada! Advanced Polls are now OPEN! Friday to Monday you can vote from 9am to 9pm - go to elections.ca to find out where and how.
After all, the Easter Bunny might not be real, but threats to our democracy are! (I asked Carney to make this his slogan and he refused for some reason) 🐣🍁
After all, the Easter Bunny might not be real, but threats to our democracy are! (I asked Carney to make this his slogan and he refused for some reason) 🐣🍁
Elections Canada On-line - Élections Canada en ligne
Elections Canada is the independent, non-partisan agency responsible for conducting federal elections and referendums.
elections.ca
April 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Hey Canada! Advanced Polls are now OPEN! Friday to Monday you can vote from 9am to 9pm - go to elections.ca to find out where and how.
After all, the Easter Bunny might not be real, but threats to our democracy are! (I asked Carney to make this his slogan and he refused for some reason) 🐣🍁
After all, the Easter Bunny might not be real, but threats to our democracy are! (I asked Carney to make this his slogan and he refused for some reason) 🐣🍁
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Why is the NEW YORK TIMES eating Canadian news media’s lunch on huge stories concerning Ford’s disastrous Ontario Place spa plans?
European Spa Company Therme Misrepresented Itself in an Effort to Expand Into Canada
A Times investigation shows Therme, a European firm, exaggerated its track record in securing a deal with Ontario, and government auditors found that the process had been unfair and opaque.
www.nytimes.com
April 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Why is the NEW YORK TIMES eating Canadian news media’s lunch on huge stories concerning Ford’s disastrous Ontario Place spa plans?
Just me and my dog
April 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Just me and my dog
COOL AND GOOD
Multiple US states have logged record pollen counts this spring, with climate change likely to blame.
Welcome to the Worst Allergy Season Ever
Multiple US states have logged record pollen counts this spring, with climate change likely to blame.
wrd.cm
April 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
COOL AND GOOD
Person on set with me: “everyone should have a Tesla.”
Me: “I’m not super into the whole supporting-fascism-thing so nah.”
Them: “oh whatever, who cares?”
Me, bitch. I care. And you SHOULD.
Me: “I’m not super into the whole supporting-fascism-thing so nah.”
Them: “oh whatever, who cares?”
Me, bitch. I care. And you SHOULD.
April 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Person on set with me: “everyone should have a Tesla.”
Me: “I’m not super into the whole supporting-fascism-thing so nah.”
Them: “oh whatever, who cares?”
Me, bitch. I care. And you SHOULD.
Me: “I’m not super into the whole supporting-fascism-thing so nah.”
Them: “oh whatever, who cares?”
Me, bitch. I care. And you SHOULD.
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At long last, Parkdale is getting a book store next month www.torontotoday.ca/local/busine...
New indie bookstore opening in Parkdale
Book People will open its doors on Queen Street West in late April
www.torontotoday.ca
March 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
At long last, Parkdale is getting a book store next month www.torontotoday.ca/local/busine...
I know ice storm is bad but ice storm is also pretty
March 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I know ice storm is bad but ice storm is also pretty
Everyone: this is going to be a very bad ice storm. Avoid traveling, stock up on emergency supplies, power outages highly likely, we beg you please stay home.
Our producers: right but we have to film our TV show so we will definitely see you on set! 🙃
Our producers: right but we have to film our TV show so we will definitely see you on set! 🙃
March 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Everyone: this is going to be a very bad ice storm. Avoid traveling, stock up on emergency supplies, power outages highly likely, we beg you please stay home.
Our producers: right but we have to film our TV show so we will definitely see you on set! 🙃
Our producers: right but we have to film our TV show so we will definitely see you on set! 🙃
I keep seeing people post that Trudeau explicitly said “I am a z1on1st” but I can’t find a credible source. (Obviously the content of his little speech indicates as much, but I’m trying to locate that exact quote with no luck). Does it exist?
March 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I keep seeing people post that Trudeau explicitly said “I am a z1on1st” but I can’t find a credible source. (Obviously the content of his little speech indicates as much, but I’m trying to locate that exact quote with no luck). Does it exist?
Out for a walk with Liv and saw a man with what appeared to be a very large dog coming my way. As they got closer I saw it was not a dog but in fact was a MINIATURE PONY. Her name is Ember. Stay weird, Barrie.
Made my whole week.
Made my whole week.
March 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Out for a walk with Liv and saw a man with what appeared to be a very large dog coming my way. As they got closer I saw it was not a dog but in fact was a MINIATURE PONY. Her name is Ember. Stay weird, Barrie.
Made my whole week.
Made my whole week.
I’ve been struggling with my mental health lately, but today the sun came out and it was not -25 and I felt what can only be described as “mild joy” - which has reminded me that this happens every winter and I need to move south of the equator.
March 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I’ve been struggling with my mental health lately, but today the sun came out and it was not -25 and I felt what can only be described as “mild joy” - which has reminded me that this happens every winter and I need to move south of the equator.
Carney with a massive majority. WOW.
March 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Carney with a massive majority. WOW.
Ouch Baylis - that’s gotta sting.
March 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Ouch Baylis - that’s gotta sting.
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tracking the celebs who didn’t clap for “no other land”
March 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
tracking the celebs who didn’t clap for “no other land”