Remember. It's not alcoholism if it's christmas day and you put orange juice in it.
Remember. It's not alcoholism if it's christmas day and you put orange juice in it.
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
This is going to be a huge hit to his already ruined social media site.
I love this for him.
This is going to be a huge hit to his already ruined social media site.
I love this for him.
The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
Never underestimate how much kindness means.🥰🫶💜🥰
Never underestimate how much kindness means.🥰🫶💜🥰
They have been charged with “crimes against humanity and war crimes.”
They have been charged with “crimes against humanity and war crimes.”