Woo Woo Goddess🏺
@missfml.bsky.social
South Carolina Deity living in NorCal. Dottie’s Mama. Bluegrass buck-dancer. King of the Hill Savant. Have only seen Phish 4 times. Sweet Blue-Eyed Darlin of @PhrancisSays.bsky.social💕
I am only a vessel. Yes please, and more✨
I am only a vessel. Yes please, and more✨
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Woo Woo Goddess🏺
@missfml.bsky.social
· Apr 4
My mom taking me to my First Baptism
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Me taking my daughter to her first Baptism
(BMFS stands for Billy My First Show, btw)
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Me taking my daughter to her first Baptism
(BMFS stands for Billy My First Show, btw)
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November 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
After the Rockettes… i wanna see my baby sitting on the sleigh with Big SC.
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After the Rockettes… i wanna see my baby sitting on the sleigh with Big SC.
i feel like I’m having a mandala effect moment— did the Rockette’s not historically “kick off” the parade each year? as in, they were the first performance, followed by turkey float & the rest of the parade………i distinctly remember this growing up but apparently they are towards the end now?
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i feel like I’m having a mandala effect moment— did the Rockette’s not historically “kick off” the parade each year? as in, they were the first performance, followed by turkey float & the rest of the parade………i distinctly remember this growing up but apparently they are towards the end now?
2 weeks ago Bluesky users were on here saying “we need to pay our elected officials more! that will attract more qualified candidates!” & i hope everyone can now acknowledge how insanely futile that notion is without removing lobbyists & stock trading from the picture, entirely.
MGT has seen her networth jump from $700k to $25 million since joining Congress in 2021. And she served juuust long enough to get a lifetime tax payer-funded pension.
She got the joke.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
She got the joke.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Marjorie Taylor Greene Came So Close to Getting the Joke
What the Georgia representative learned in Washington
www.theatlantic.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
2 weeks ago Bluesky users were on here saying “we need to pay our elected officials more! that will attract more qualified candidates!” & i hope everyone can now acknowledge how insanely futile that notion is without removing lobbyists & stock trading from the picture, entirely.
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Ngl we are all composed of miraculous molecules
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Ngl we are all composed of miraculous molecules
good morning 🤎🍄🟫
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
good morning 🤎🍄🟫
On our 3k mile road trip, Francis asked me for my top 5 original Billy songs & that shit was HARD to answer lol. Been mulling it over & think i got it
(in no particular order)
•Watch it Fall
•Fire Line
•Secrets
•Highway Hypnosis
•Nothings Working
(in no particular order)
•Watch it Fall
•Fire Line
•Secrets
•Highway Hypnosis
•Nothings Working
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
On our 3k mile road trip, Francis asked me for my top 5 original Billy songs & that shit was HARD to answer lol. Been mulling it over & think i got it
(in no particular order)
•Watch it Fall
•Fire Line
•Secrets
•Highway Hypnosis
•Nothings Working
(in no particular order)
•Watch it Fall
•Fire Line
•Secrets
•Highway Hypnosis
•Nothings Working
I’ve been watching the Real Housewives on my phone the last 6 months bc i got rid of my tv when we moved. But one of my bday gifts was a tv, so now im watching the housewives on 55 inches & holy SHIT these ladies’ faces are scaring me lmao.
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’ve been watching the Real Housewives on my phone the last 6 months bc i got rid of my tv when we moved. But one of my bday gifts was a tv, so now im watching the housewives on 55 inches & holy SHIT these ladies’ faces are scaring me lmao.
Meanwhile, me at the airport the other day—
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Meanwhile, me at the airport the other day—
if i hear another white person talking like this irl I’m clocking your jaw. bc wtf do you mean you JUST learned you have to wash your sheets????? Slept on a DOG BED????
my fellow Caucasions……i beg…..stop embarrassing the rest of us by openly admitting you’re a dirty, lazy dumbass omg omg omg
my fellow Caucasions……i beg…..stop embarrassing the rest of us by openly admitting you’re a dirty, lazy dumbass omg omg omg
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
if i hear another white person talking like this irl I’m clocking your jaw. bc wtf do you mean you JUST learned you have to wash your sheets????? Slept on a DOG BED????
my fellow Caucasions……i beg…..stop embarrassing the rest of us by openly admitting you’re a dirty, lazy dumbass omg omg omg
my fellow Caucasions……i beg…..stop embarrassing the rest of us by openly admitting you’re a dirty, lazy dumbass omg omg omg
daily reminder!
virtually every US industry sucks dog shit right now bc companies continue to pivot towards primarily hiring 1099 employees, in an effort to evade liability or provide health insurance😃
virtually every US industry sucks dog shit right now bc companies continue to pivot towards primarily hiring 1099 employees, in an effort to evade liability or provide health insurance😃
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
daily reminder!
virtually every US industry sucks dog shit right now bc companies continue to pivot towards primarily hiring 1099 employees, in an effort to evade liability or provide health insurance😃
virtually every US industry sucks dog shit right now bc companies continue to pivot towards primarily hiring 1099 employees, in an effort to evade liability or provide health insurance😃
me, at the party, after you attempt to use the robot on your phone to insult me
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
me, at the party, after you attempt to use the robot on your phone to insult me
the most perfect Welcome Home sighting. Standing proud outside Dottie’s cabin. Happy Amanita Muscaria season! 🍄
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
the most perfect Welcome Home sighting. Standing proud outside Dottie’s cabin. Happy Amanita Muscaria season! 🍄
Mamdani is intelligent, attractive, widely loved & ~respected~ —all things Trump wishes he could be but isn’t.
Trump will grow vengeful towards him in time, but today, Zohran’s elite charm cuck-walked him something mighty lmfaooooo
Trump will grow vengeful towards him in time, but today, Zohran’s elite charm cuck-walked him something mighty lmfaooooo
trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Mamdani is intelligent, attractive, widely loved & ~respected~ —all things Trump wishes he could be but isn’t.
Trump will grow vengeful towards him in time, but today, Zohran’s elite charm cuck-walked him something mighty lmfaooooo
Trump will grow vengeful towards him in time, but today, Zohran’s elite charm cuck-walked him something mighty lmfaooooo
A government that will condemn Socialism before it will condemn a Pedophile is a government that needs to be completely dismantled & rebuilt from the ground up.
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
A government that will condemn Socialism before it will condemn a Pedophile is a government that needs to be completely dismantled & rebuilt from the ground up.
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would really love it if our elected officials had to publicly define socialism and then explain why they voted against it
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
would really love it if our elected officials had to publicly define socialism and then explain why they voted against it
before all the, ahem, commotion, yesterday afternoon— i was enjoying a day of PistachioLand & the White Sands National Park. Both are otherworldly… but White Sands feels like a sacred portal. Only other time I’ve felt that energy was in Southern Utah. This is a special place.
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
before all the, ahem, commotion, yesterday afternoon— i was enjoying a day of PistachioLand & the White Sands National Park. Both are otherworldly… but White Sands feels like a sacred portal. Only other time I’ve felt that energy was in Southern Utah. This is a special place.
Siri, play Int’l Players Anthem by UGK
🥲❤️🔥💍
🥲❤️🔥💍
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Siri, play Int’l Players Anthem by UGK
🥲❤️🔥💍
🥲❤️🔥💍
do you think this hot springs will play JJ Cale if i ask nicely
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
do you think this hot springs will play JJ Cale if i ask nicely
🎶so I’m sitting with a paper soakin on my tongue
feeling better than i did back when i was young
now I’m seeing music no one else can see—
with all the colors like a symphony surroundinggg meeeeeeeeeeeee🎶
feeling better than i did back when i was young
now I’m seeing music no one else can see—
with all the colors like a symphony surroundinggg meeeeeeeeeeeee🎶
November 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
🎶so I’m sitting with a paper soakin on my tongue
feeling better than i did back when i was young
now I’m seeing music no one else can see—
with all the colors like a symphony surroundinggg meeeeeeeeeeeee🎶
feeling better than i did back when i was young
now I’m seeing music no one else can see—
with all the colors like a symphony surroundinggg meeeeeeeeeeeee🎶
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"Charlotte's Web" is a story about a tiny and nearly invisible creature using the only skills she has to protect a friend and neighbor who's about to be butchered to make the farmer some money, and he returns the favor by caring for her children. Just in case you needed the reminder.
November 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"Charlotte's Web" is a story about a tiny and nearly invisible creature using the only skills she has to protect a friend and neighbor who's about to be butchered to make the farmer some money, and he returns the favor by caring for her children. Just in case you needed the reminder.
overwhelmed & speechless at all the love i got yesterday. what beautiful fuckin people you all are. I’ll respond to skeets & texts when we hit the road to leave Marfa (😥) shortly… but in the meantime come’re let mama give you squeezes & smoochiessssssssssssss muah muah muah
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
overwhelmed & speechless at all the love i got yesterday. what beautiful fuckin people you all are. I’ll respond to skeets & texts when we hit the road to leave Marfa (😥) shortly… but in the meantime come’re let mama give you squeezes & smoochiessssssssssssss muah muah muah
okay back to the strangely unprecedented psychedelic desert woo woo shit
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
okay back to the strangely unprecedented psychedelic desert woo woo shit
Update: Charley Crockett wished me a happy birthday. Just a pure, American Treasure & every bit of The Man he presents himself to be. Wow.
I’m tripping balls in a bar in Marfa, Texas looking straight at Charley Crockett and it’s my 35th birthday lmfaooooooooo what is life! Yes please, and more.
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Update: Charley Crockett wished me a happy birthday. Just a pure, American Treasure & every bit of The Man he presents himself to be. Wow.