Miss Sabe Todo
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Miss Sabe Todo
@miss-sabe-todo.bsky.social
Look, I’m not here to be nice and lady like. 🖕MAGA
Their logic gives me headaches every time.
May 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
We have a new pope. He’s from Chicago.
May 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Fun Fact about tariffs:
If you return the item(s), you will NOT be getting the tariff amount back.
If you need to EXCHANGE the item, you will need to repay tariffs even if it’s part of the same original transaction.

Be sure to thank your MAGA representative for this ♥️
May 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Are Texans lowkey inclusive ?? I know yall isn’t just for Texans but they seem to think they own it.
April 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
April 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It’s crazy how when I leave a comment like this:

“MAGAETS are fat, smelly natzi sympathizers”

Their comeback is usually something like this:

“We aren’t fat and we smell like roses”

Okay but what about the Natzi part?

#MAGA#TRUMP
a man in a suit and tie is on cnn talking about crickets
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is on cnn talking about crickets
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February 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
MAGA OFFICE SAGA:

Today our boss spoke about the air plane accidents we have had in the USA.

HOWEVER, these were his words.

“Hopefully the gov. can find the problem and fix this.”

Sir… the government is the problem.

Obviously I didn’t say anything lol
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ALT: a man with blonde hair is wearing a blue plaid shirt and making a funny face
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February 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I just had a MAGA man tell me my boobs are smaller than a 5 year olds.

I said “Why are you staring at little girls breasts?”

He swore he didn’t mean it like THAT.

I reported him.

He owns a online toy store as a 50 year old man.

Pathetic.
February 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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It’s being shadow banned… make this viral.

#macklemore
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February 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Everyone in every platform needs to make a post or video thanking their favorite president…. Everyone but Trump.

If we see a Trump video we click “not interested” or “ report this video” for hate speech.

#presidentsday
February 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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At 11:58 - 12:00 minutes you can see the Palestinian Flag in the background. He planned it perfectly.
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February 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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I found the video on Reuters’ YouTube. It’s about 5 minutes into the video. 🥃https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz0HVVzZjVQ
February 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Good Lord! Elon brought a child into the oval office and let him set at the Resolute Desk!
February 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Psss.. pass it on.
discord.gg/50501
February 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
MAGA Work Office Saga:

Tell me why I get antsy when a person who is obviously Latino (they have an accent) comes to our office, I have this weird thought that my boss will call ICE on them just for shits and gigs…

That’s the vibe he gives.
February 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
MAGA Office Work SAGA:

Them: Chief’s lost
Me: I know, isn’t that great! GO BIRDS!

Them: You’re an Eagle’s fan?
Me: No, I’m a Anyone-But-the-Chiefs fan!! GO BIRDS!!”

Them: 😦
Me: 💃🏻🎉👏🥳

#eagles#superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If a gym bro ever tries to belittle you and call you “fat”, just throw some ranch at their face and watch them freak out trying to calculate how many calories fell in their mouth.

✌️ Be petty but stay safe
February 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
How much of my tax paying dollars paid for the Border Patrol commercial #DOGE ?
February 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Was it in #TomBrady ‘s Fox contract that he had to be in EVERY #SuperBowl commercial this year?
February 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
How much did Seal make for THAT commercial? #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Guys, I think we need to crash the US economy…

Whose with me??
February 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
You know how I know the USA ain’t ready to fight against Trumpina’s regime?

No one has mentioned boycotting the Super Bowl.

The biggest event for companies where every year new records are broken during this singular 5 hour event.

We should all just tune in for Kendrick’s concert and log off.
February 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My dad joyfully informed us our cousin is pregnant with baby # 2 and what beautiful news this is…

My sister and I’s expression
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February 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
So Trump started a trade war to distract the US citizens from Elon’s coup… got it.
February 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
🚨‼️#FINANCE PEOPLE!! 🚨‼️

Or whatever qualifications can answer this:

Should we switch from direct deposit to checks now, before we head into Great Depression # 2 and banks use any excuse to keep our funds frozen?

ASKING FOR ALL US CITIZENS.

Thank you ♥️

#tariffs#greatdepression#trump
February 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM