✨ miss chef ✨
@miss-chef.bsky.social
She/They | I'm just a simple girl tryin' to cause a lil' misscheif 😘 | virgo ☀️ picses 🌙 so just a puddle rly
Losing two full days of spreadsheet work cuz IT restarted computers and auto-save didn't do its job 🙃
February 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Losing two full days of spreadsheet work cuz IT restarted computers and auto-save didn't do its job 🙃
Aren't my shoes super cute?
February 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Aren't my shoes super cute?
Love getting to wear things that I made
February 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Love getting to wear things that I made
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I also made a trans flag version and free-only set, thread here
bsky.app/profile/amin...
bsky.app/profile/amin...
I made a version of the heart piece in trans flag colors💚
#pixelart
#pixelart
February 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I also made a trans flag version and free-only set, thread here
bsky.app/profile/amin...
bsky.app/profile/amin...
Live, Laugh, Lure seamen to their grisly deaths on the jagged rocks
February 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Live, Laugh, Lure seamen to their grisly deaths on the jagged rocks
Wife: "Okay, bolognese"
Me: "Did you just call me bolognese?"
Wife: "No I was talking to my dinner. Not everything's about you!"
Me: "..."
Wife: "I'm sorry, that was very aggro of me"
Me: "Did you just call me bolognese?"
Wife: "No I was talking to my dinner. Not everything's about you!"
Me: "..."
Wife: "I'm sorry, that was very aggro of me"
February 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Wife: "Okay, bolognese"
Me: "Did you just call me bolognese?"
Wife: "No I was talking to my dinner. Not everything's about you!"
Me: "..."
Wife: "I'm sorry, that was very aggro of me"
Me: "Did you just call me bolognese?"
Wife: "No I was talking to my dinner. Not everything's about you!"
Me: "..."
Wife: "I'm sorry, that was very aggro of me"
Live, Laugh, Lesbian™
February 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Live, Laugh, Lesbian™
When you're working on an Excel sheet with a Colemak DH layout and accidentally type CUM instead if SUM
February 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
When you're working on an Excel sheet with a Colemak DH layout and accidentally type CUM instead if SUM
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Dear trans gals on the internet:
It is never a good idea to comment on some other trans gal's selfie with some variant of "I wish I looked this good" or "I'm so jealous, hormones didn't do this to me"
I get venting but all you're doing is throwing guilt at someone else who is just existing
It is never a good idea to comment on some other trans gal's selfie with some variant of "I wish I looked this good" or "I'm so jealous, hormones didn't do this to me"
I get venting but all you're doing is throwing guilt at someone else who is just existing
February 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Dear trans gals on the internet:
It is never a good idea to comment on some other trans gal's selfie with some variant of "I wish I looked this good" or "I'm so jealous, hormones didn't do this to me"
I get venting but all you're doing is throwing guilt at someone else who is just existing
It is never a good idea to comment on some other trans gal's selfie with some variant of "I wish I looked this good" or "I'm so jealous, hormones didn't do this to me"
I get venting but all you're doing is throwing guilt at someone else who is just existing
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milf stands for man i love fags
February 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
milf stands for man i love fags
Me sending pics to my beautiful wife: 🍑🍑❤️🔥🥵😍🫦
My beautiful wife sending pics to me: 👧💼🤝📈✨
My beautiful wife sending pics to me: 👧💼🤝📈✨
February 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Me sending pics to my beautiful wife: 🍑🍑❤️🔥🥵😍🫦
My beautiful wife sending pics to me: 👧💼🤝📈✨
My beautiful wife sending pics to me: 👧💼🤝📈✨
So I just learned about micro-nations the other day, and I'm not SAYING that all us queers should form a gay commie utopia micro-nation that goes to war with the state of Ohio, but...
February 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
So I just learned about micro-nations the other day, and I'm not SAYING that all us queers should form a gay commie utopia micro-nation that goes to war with the state of Ohio, but...
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i love cats because they will fight anything. dogs, people, beds, the state of nebraska, god, it does not matter, they are ready to FIGHT
February 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
i love cats because they will fight anything. dogs, people, beds, the state of nebraska, god, it does not matter, they are ready to FIGHT
How could anyone say no to the coziest of boys?
February 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
How could anyone say no to the coziest of boys?
No work = No pants 👖
February 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
No work = No pants 👖
How cunty can I be before HR says something?
February 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
How cunty can I be before HR says something?
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boys make the prettiest girls
February 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
boys make the prettiest girls
Good morning 😘
Need some new things highs and garters, got these before the hormones made my thighs explode
Need some new things highs and garters, got these before the hormones made my thighs explode
February 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Good morning 😘
Need some new things highs and garters, got these before the hormones made my thighs explode
Need some new things highs and garters, got these before the hormones made my thighs explode
I mean... 🤷♀️
December 25, 2024 at 7:14 PM
I mean... 🤷♀️
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