Hoaxy McWitchHunt
@misplacedplot.bsky.social
Entertainment Attorney
Los Angeles
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Los Angeles
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Male
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Looking good,queen!
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Looking good,queen!
Rudy presumably catching a glimpse of his reflection
December 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Rudy presumably catching a glimpse of his reflection
This man’s attorneys had to shift away from him in court because his “evacuation” issues were so malodorous they couldn’t breathe but go on, queen.
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This man’s attorneys had to shift away from him in court because his “evacuation” issues were so malodorous they couldn’t breathe but go on, queen.
“I HAVE A COUNTRY TO RUN.”
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“I HAVE A COUNTRY TO RUN.”
Is that in any way connected to her giant forehead?
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Is that in any way connected to her giant forehead?
People are misunderstanding the “Trump asked Ghislaine to stop” thing. Obviously he was only concerned about his “spa girls” being “stolen,” not the trafficking.
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
People are misunderstanding the “Trump asked Ghislaine to stop” thing. Obviously he was only concerned about his “spa girls” being “stolen,” not the trafficking.
I really miss the Crazy Rudy days of 2018.
October 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I really miss the Crazy Rudy days of 2018.
“Sir, it’s time for your hourly dipey change.”
October 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Sir, it’s time for your hourly dipey change.”
RFK did a drive-by sneeze near Trump so this long national nightmare should be over shortly.
September 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
RFK did a drive-by sneeze near Trump so this long national nightmare should be over shortly.
Heidi Fleiss is everything one needs in an ex-madam with things to say while exotic birds likely shat on her head in the Charlie Sheen docuseries.
September 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Heidi Fleiss is everything one needs in an ex-madam with things to say while exotic birds likely shat on her head in the Charlie Sheen docuseries.
Melania really needs to lay off the plastic surgery.
September 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Melania really needs to lay off the plastic surgery.
This is the best one you’ve ever done. 😂
Donald Trump is about to have me indicted on bogus charges. Here’s why I’m still glad I got him elected in 2016.
by James Comey
by James Comey
September 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This is the best one you’ve ever done. 😂
This is why @divinecomedyhq.bsky.social is one of the best songwriters of our time! 😂
September 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This is why @divinecomedyhq.bsky.social is one of the best songwriters of our time! 😂
The only thing that can save Disney now is a second season of Rennervations. 😬
September 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The only thing that can save Disney now is a second season of Rennervations. 😬
My periodic reminder that I despise every motherfucker who voted for this.
September 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My periodic reminder that I despise every motherfucker who voted for this.
Ali G(iardia)
September 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Ali G(iardia)
Home values in Valhalla just immediately plummeted by 40%.
September 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Home values in Valhalla just immediately plummeted by 40%.
Real “sitting alone at the lunch table” vibes.
This is the guy who is supposed to be in charge.
September 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Real “sitting alone at the lunch table” vibes.
Nancy Mace looks like the type of woman who would be 5150d after being found eating her own feces in her neighbor’s yard.
Rep. Nancy Mace walked away in tears after meeting with Epstein victims.
This is the congresswoman who said"there is no Epstein list" and pushed for cushy prison deals.
Now the victims’s trauma is being heard face to face.
Survivors are speaking, it's rattling the pedophile protectors.
#Epstein
This is the congresswoman who said"there is no Epstein list" and pushed for cushy prison deals.
Now the victims’s trauma is being heard face to face.
Survivors are speaking, it's rattling the pedophile protectors.
#Epstein
September 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Nancy Mace looks like the type of woman who would be 5150d after being found eating her own feces in her neighbor’s yard.
What if Giuliani and Trump expire on the same day?!?
a girl in a school uniform is standing on a set of stairs in front of a blue door .
ALT: a girl in a school uniform is standing on a set of stairs in front of a blue door .
media.tenor.com
September 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
What if Giuliani and Trump expire on the same day?!?
Using my Giuliani rep-to-truth interpretation software, it looks like a prostitute got the better of a drunk-as-fuck Rudy who presumably also shat his already urine-drenched pants.
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson
September 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Using my Giuliani rep-to-truth interpretation software, it looks like a prostitute got the better of a drunk-as-fuck Rudy who presumably also shat his already urine-drenched pants.
I mean…he has a point.
August 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I mean…he has a point.
Nancy Mace’s hair is a crime.
Nancy Mace: "It sounds like Hillary Clinton broke the law and should be in handcuffs."
August 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Nancy Mace’s hair is a crime.
Akiva Schaffer and Danny Huston popped up at The Naked Gun screening at The Grove last night. Very funny film.
August 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Akiva Schaffer and Danny Huston popped up at The Naked Gun screening at The Grove last night. Very funny film.