Hoaxy McWitchHunt
@misplacedplot.bsky.social
Entertainment Attorney
Los Angeles
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Los Angeles
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As I also fall within this trifecta, I adore this post.
January 16, 2026 at 7:12 PM
As I also fall within this trifecta, I adore this post.
We’ll miss you, Sarah Sanders!
January 10, 2026 at 3:09 AM
We’ll miss you, Sarah Sanders!
I lived across the street from him for years at what I believe is the same place and he’d hang shirtless on his front lawn with his 5 or so adorable Pomeranians and his twink Russian assistant and it was always mesmerizing.
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I lived across the street from him for years at what I believe is the same place and he’d hang shirtless on his front lawn with his 5 or so adorable Pomeranians and his twink Russian assistant and it was always mesmerizing.
How about all three?
December 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
How about all three?
Now she can concentrate on her audition as Sloth for The Goonies sequel.
a close up of a man 's face with a mask on and missing teeth .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a mask on and missing teeth .
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December 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Now she can concentrate on her audition as Sloth for The Goonies sequel.
Uhhh the size/shape of that dude’s cranium basically proves he cannot read.
December 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Uhhh the size/shape of that dude’s cranium basically proves he cannot read.
Your reporting is consistently great.
December 18, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Your reporting is consistently great.
“Here is where I does the sucky. And here is where I does the fucky.”
December 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“Here is where I does the sucky. And here is where I does the fucky.”
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Look at his fucking face. It’s like a dead dude being held up by strings.
December 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Look at his fucking face. It’s like a dead dude being held up by strings.
One would think the scent of a broken peen would be a tip-off.
December 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
One would think the scent of a broken peen would be a tip-off.
This b definitely swallows.
November 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This b definitely swallows.
Did an immigrant gang color her hair? Yikes.
November 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Did an immigrant gang color her hair? Yikes.
Now I’m picturing that grotesque blob trying to squeeze into that tub. #JawsofLife
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Now I’m picturing that grotesque blob trying to squeeze into that tub. #JawsofLife
Ellison already bought a fresh set of kneepads.
October 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Ellison already bought a fresh set of kneepads.
This man has accomplished the impossible. He’s actually dumber than Donald Trump.
October 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This man has accomplished the impossible. He’s actually dumber than Donald Trump.
How has he not died on the toilet yet?
October 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
How has he not died on the toilet yet?