miriam
@miriosaur.bsky.social
I haven’t been on here in ages but I am very glad there is still Jorts content.
The fucking humidifier is making that sound again
November 18, 2024 at 8:07 PM
I haven’t been on here in ages but I am very glad there is still Jorts content.
It must be nearly time for another Carbonara show because I’m currently learning a horrible mix of one of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s worst crimes, and Mike Batt’s best ever song.
May 15, 2024 at 8:56 PM
It must be nearly time for another Carbonara show because I’m currently learning a horrible mix of one of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s worst crimes, and Mike Batt’s best ever song.
Spent several minutes this morning with a plumber here lagging the pipes trying desperately not to sing The Ballad of Barry and Freda at him, might genuinely be the hardest thing I have ever done
March 11, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Spent several minutes this morning with a plumber here lagging the pipes trying desperately not to sing The Ballad of Barry and Freda at him, might genuinely be the hardest thing I have ever done
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if i was hoping that my incredibly expensive piece of machinery would arrive at its destination on time and without any shenanigans i would simply not name it "odysseus"
the odysseus moon lander's mission will be cut short. it landed sideways because the company operating it skipped, on purpose, an expensive preflight check on the pad
Moon lander Odysseus mission to be cut short after sideways touchdown
Engineers on Earth expect to lose radio contact with the private U.S. moon lander Odysseus on Tuesday, effectively cutting short the mission five days after its sideways touchdown, the company behind the spacecraft, Intuitive Machines , said on Monday.
www.reuters.com
February 27, 2024 at 6:50 PM
if i was hoping that my incredibly expensive piece of machinery would arrive at its destination on time and without any shenanigans i would simply not name it "odysseus"
I had to sell my Switch last year to help with a vet bill and I’ve just been able to replace it. I cannot tell you how very grateful (and excessively emotional) I am about Nintendo managing to restore my Animal Crossing island for me 😭 MIM AND KNOX REUNITED OMG
February 15, 2024 at 11:42 AM
I had to sell my Switch last year to help with a vet bill and I’ve just been able to replace it. I cannot tell you how very grateful (and excessively emotional) I am about Nintendo managing to restore my Animal Crossing island for me 😭 MIM AND KNOX REUNITED OMG
One of the many great things about 60’s pop songs is that you can squeeze in dancing to like 400 of them in the 10 mins before a meeting
February 15, 2024 at 10:00 AM
One of the many great things about 60’s pop songs is that you can squeeze in dancing to like 400 of them in the 10 mins before a meeting
Went to see ABC with a full orchestra, fucking great. Felt like the youngest person in the room for once, also fucking great. Posted about it on insta and my friend in her v early 20’s commented “oh my parents were there!” so that’s that bubble well and truly burst 😂
February 8, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Went to see ABC with a full orchestra, fucking great. Felt like the youngest person in the room for once, also fucking great. Posted about it on insta and my friend in her v early 20’s commented “oh my parents were there!” so that’s that bubble well and truly burst 😂
There’s an episode of Queer Eye with a KISS super fan, aaaaaaaaah sweet crossover spot, get this in my veins nowwwww
February 2, 2024 at 4:58 PM
There’s an episode of Queer Eye with a KISS super fan, aaaaaaaaah sweet crossover spot, get this in my veins nowwwww
Cheering myself up with a browse through the local auction house’s catalogue, someone may have to come and restrain me before I buy this tho (as if I could afford it but still!!)
www.the-saleroom.com/en-gb/auctio...
www.the-saleroom.com/en-gb/auctio...
January 30, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Cheering myself up with a browse through the local auction house’s catalogue, someone may have to come and restrain me before I buy this tho (as if I could afford it but still!!)
www.the-saleroom.com/en-gb/auctio...
www.the-saleroom.com/en-gb/auctio...
I realise I’m probably not a typical MOTGP (member of the general public) but I had absolutely no intention of seeing this film UNTIL someone told me it was a secret musical
Paramount’s marketing president says they didn’t market ‘MEAN GIRLS’ as a musical because “people tend to treat musicals differently.”
“To start off saying musical, musical, musical, you have the potential to turn off audiences.”
(Source: https://variety.com/2024/... <a href="https://nitter.poast.org/DiscussingFilm/status/1746938475318800587#m" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://nitter.poast.org/Di...
“To start off saying musical, musical, musical, you have the potential to turn off audiences.”
(Source: https://variety.com/2024/... <a href="https://nitter.poast.org/DiscussingFilm/status/1746938475318800587#m" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://nitter.poast.org/Di...
January 15, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I realise I’m probably not a typical MOTGP (member of the general public) but I had absolutely no intention of seeing this film UNTIL someone told me it was a secret musical
I’ve started writing a sitcom about clown murders, just in case anyone was wondering how my life’s going.
January 10, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I’ve started writing a sitcom about clown murders, just in case anyone was wondering how my life’s going.
Really enjoyed watching this doc last night, seeing people be weird and creative is always a joy and I just deeply wish the dole / art school / squat systems that enabled so much of this still existed to support more modern day weirdos.
player.bfi.org.uk/rentals/film...
player.bfi.org.uk/rentals/film...
January 4, 2024 at 9:32 AM
Really enjoyed watching this doc last night, seeing people be weird and creative is always a joy and I just deeply wish the dole / art school / squat systems that enabled so much of this still existed to support more modern day weirdos.
player.bfi.org.uk/rentals/film...
player.bfi.org.uk/rentals/film...
Saltburn and Passages both now available to watch from the comfort of my sofa, happy chaotic bisexual Christmas everyone.
December 24, 2023 at 12:23 PM
Saltburn and Passages both now available to watch from the comfort of my sofa, happy chaotic bisexual Christmas everyone.
I have always been fully committed to baddies made of bubble wrap, random quarries as distant planets, and a good old bbc corridor doubling as a spaceship. (And here I am in 2023 making panto props from toilet roll tubes and tights and lube, and realising something fundamental about myself…)
it really feels like a genuine problem science fiction on television is currently struggling with is that it's no longer seen as the low budget stepchild production, and is instead expected to be the high budget slick special effects epic showcase
it's really limited the genre recently
it's really limited the genre recently
December 11, 2023 at 3:48 PM
I have always been fully committed to baddies made of bubble wrap, random quarries as distant planets, and a good old bbc corridor doubling as a spaceship. (And here I am in 2023 making panto props from toilet roll tubes and tights and lube, and realising something fundamental about myself…)
Goddamnit stupid feelings stupid space fiction
December 9, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Goddamnit stupid feelings stupid space fiction
Only a few hours behind instead of an entire day, but it’s time for my now weekly dr who cry, probably!
December 9, 2023 at 10:36 PM
Only a few hours behind instead of an entire day, but it’s time for my now weekly dr who cry, probably!
I don’t often find myself proper laughing at telly comedy these days but I’m just watching Mandy this evening and it’s got me very tickled. FISH PERVERT.
December 8, 2023 at 8:19 PM
I don’t often find myself proper laughing at telly comedy these days but I’m just watching Mandy this evening and it’s got me very tickled. FISH PERVERT.
Having a lot of big teary feelings about dr who again lads 😭
December 3, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Having a lot of big teary feelings about dr who again lads 😭
RIP Shane McGowan. I will always be very fond of the memory of seeing him eating beans on toast in his Highgate local.
November 30, 2023 at 6:30 PM
RIP Shane McGowan. I will always be very fond of the memory of seeing him eating beans on toast in his Highgate local.
That was the most stupidly convoluted plot to make dr who trans inclusive with a bumper bonus of “everyone gets to live” and I LOVED IT I LOVED IT I WAS HERE FOR EVERY FUCKING SECOND OF IT
November 26, 2023 at 9:14 PM
That was the most stupidly convoluted plot to make dr who trans inclusive with a bumper bonus of “everyone gets to live” and I LOVED IT I LOVED IT I WAS HERE FOR EVERY FUCKING SECOND OF IT
12 minutes into the new Dr Who and I’m already welling up DAMN YOU RTD
November 26, 2023 at 8:25 PM
12 minutes into the new Dr Who and I’m already welling up DAMN YOU RTD