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#GenX 🖖 #Scorpio ♏ #Minx 💋
✽ She ✽ Her ✽ HIS 💘
But for the restraining order and a lifetime ban from Hyde Park! 😒
But for the restraining order and a lifetime ban from Hyde Park! 😒
But for the restraining order and a lifetime ban from Hyde Park! 😒
It's the realisation that you're not miles away from me, ensconced in phoneland.
That you're within touching distance of my OL as well.
Anyhoodlyhoo I need to pop out
*applies fake tash*
It's the realisation that you're not miles away from me, ensconced in phoneland.
That you're within touching distance of my OL as well.
Anyhoodlyhoo I need to pop out
*applies fake tash*
waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak
GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him?
[waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs]
GR: *whispers* fuck me
waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak
GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him?
[waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs]
GR: *whispers* fuck me
Woden'sday / Wōdnesdæg
Today I shall be mostly...
Sorting out stuffs in readiness for a very exciting event I'm going away to on Friday!
And a bit of this,
*points downwards* because tomorrow, I shall be having a visitors and Caaaaaaake 😋
Woden'sday / Wōdnesdæg
Today I shall be mostly...
Sorting out stuffs in readiness for a very exciting event I'm going away to on Friday!
And a bit of this,
*points downwards* because tomorrow, I shall be having a visitors and Caaaaaaake 😋
Sleep Perchance to Dream ☁️
Sleep Perchance to Dream ☁️
Been done?
There's something about Bloody Mary 📼
Bloody Mary's Prayer 🎶
open.spotify.com/track/6G3afs...
There's something about Bloody Mary 📼
Bloody Mary's Prayer 🎶
open.spotify.com/track/6G3afs...