Minnie KD
@minnietheyid.bsky.social
Mindl | zie/hir or she/her| I tend bar, I tell stories, and I have no idea what I'm doing
I'm starting to look like my foremothers, and it's giving me such gender euphoria to see their faces in mine as I scroll through old photographs
December 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I'm starting to look like my foremothers, and it's giving me such gender euphoria to see their faces in mine as I scroll through old photographs
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Happy solstice.
Remember always that the light returns as the cold sets in.
Hope returns even as everything gets worse.
Remember always that the light returns as the cold sets in.
Hope returns even as everything gets worse.
December 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Happy solstice.
Remember always that the light returns as the cold sets in.
Hope returns even as everything gets worse.
Remember always that the light returns as the cold sets in.
Hope returns even as everything gets worse.
"I can feel your heartbeat in my teeth!" -- one of the most romantic things @phlebotomite.sisc.one has ever said to me
December 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"I can feel your heartbeat in my teeth!" -- one of the most romantic things @phlebotomite.sisc.one has ever said to me
I'm really into fresh baked goods, breadfet
I'm really into classic sneakers, kedfet
yeah i'm into boots but like, the rubber part
i'm into treadfet
i'm into treadfet
December 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I'm really into fresh baked goods, breadfet
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Not that anyone asked, but here's one atheist Jewish anarchist's take on Christmas music:
There are 4 kinds.
1. It is Christmas (happy) (this is the worst kind)
2. It is Christmas (sad)
3. It is Christmas (prior to the mid 19th century) (this is the best kind)
4. Reindeer are goddamn bullies
There are 4 kinds.
1. It is Christmas (happy) (this is the worst kind)
2. It is Christmas (sad)
3. It is Christmas (prior to the mid 19th century) (this is the best kind)
4. Reindeer are goddamn bullies
December 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Not that anyone asked, but here's one atheist Jewish anarchist's take on Christmas music:
There are 4 kinds.
1. It is Christmas (happy) (this is the worst kind)
2. It is Christmas (sad)
3. It is Christmas (prior to the mid 19th century) (this is the best kind)
4. Reindeer are goddamn bullies
There are 4 kinds.
1. It is Christmas (happy) (this is the worst kind)
2. It is Christmas (sad)
3. It is Christmas (prior to the mid 19th century) (this is the best kind)
4. Reindeer are goddamn bullies
At least they're playing Christmas music for only one of my shifts
December 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
At least they're playing Christmas music for only one of my shifts
It feels good to make bread again
December 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It feels good to make bread again
I could've been doing incredible violence to a cute girl tonight, but instead I'm making like one cocktail an hour 🙃
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I could've been doing incredible violence to a cute girl tonight, but instead I'm making like one cocktail an hour 🙃
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If you're into wax play and folk punk, I absolutely know the best bar to get a good cocktail
December 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If you're into wax play and folk punk, I absolutely know the best bar to get a good cocktail
Imagine, if you will: a chassid that died so incredibly horny that they become a dybbuk and possess you until it gets railed hard enough
December 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Imagine, if you will: a chassid that died so incredibly horny that they become a dybbuk and possess you until it gets railed hard enough
Can you think of a better way to tempt people to my bar than folk punk and wax play? Cuz I sure can't
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Can you think of a better way to tempt people to my bar than folk punk and wax play? Cuz I sure can't
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The parents of trans people are notoriously unreliable figures in our lives. The phrase "deadname" arises from our communal knowledge that our own parents will erase our transition and very lives for their own narrative convenience when the world conspired to kill us before our own parents die.
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The parents of trans people are notoriously unreliable figures in our lives. The phrase "deadname" arises from our communal knowledge that our own parents will erase our transition and very lives for their own narrative convenience when the world conspired to kill us before our own parents die.
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please enjoy brand new tingler POUNDED BY THIS DELICIOUS TOFURKEY ON THANKSGIVING out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0G45479FL or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
please enjoy brand new tingler POUNDED BY THIS DELICIOUS TOFURKEY ON THANKSGIVING out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0G45479FL or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
New Friendsgiving tradition: everyone swarms on the pie with only a fork and hope
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
New Friendsgiving tradition: everyone swarms on the pie with only a fork and hope
"what I've been hearing doesn't sound like the you I remember"
yeah buddy, I'm fucking happier than I've ever been in my entire fucking life
yeah buddy, I'm fucking happier than I've ever been in my entire fucking life
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"what I've been hearing doesn't sound like the you I remember"
yeah buddy, I'm fucking happier than I've ever been in my entire fucking life
yeah buddy, I'm fucking happier than I've ever been in my entire fucking life
I can't believe people choose to wake up this early
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I can't believe people choose to wake up this early
Does anyone know of a group I can join to go dancing naked under the full moon?
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Does anyone know of a group I can join to go dancing naked under the full moon?
It's weird for *me* to be arguing the point of moderation
I guess I'm a liberal vegan now?
I guess I'm a liberal vegan now?
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It's weird for *me* to be arguing the point of moderation
I guess I'm a liberal vegan now?
I guess I'm a liberal vegan now?
Little known feature of polyamory: literally sobbing over a calendar event changed without warning
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Little known feature of polyamory: literally sobbing over a calendar event changed without warning
Devastating: local bartender spends more time tying up posts at her job than her partners
November 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Devastating: local bartender spends more time tying up posts at her job than her partners
A new fact I learned recently: girls can also be used as pin cushions
November 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A new fact I learned recently: girls can also be used as pin cushions
I don't think my bar manager knows what a gansel is, but I swear it's used affectionately
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I don't think my bar manager knows what a gansel is, but I swear it's used affectionately
I gotta figure out how to use this app so I can open it at work without just showing my coworkers the horniest shit ever made
August 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I gotta figure out how to use this app so I can open it at work without just showing my coworkers the horniest shit ever made
I'm buying a house and I need suggestions for how to furnish the game room/dungeon
August 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I'm buying a house and I need suggestions for how to furnish the game room/dungeon