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![Comic. [diploma from East State University for Doctor of Philosophy in Document Forgery] [caption] If you put one of these up in your office, and no one notices, you’ve earned it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreif2hl6u2eqv7rmq27tenpy5s5d7egkhwzvfw4ohpskh67ibuw52ym@jpeg)
October 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Onion.
brush pen on paper.
brush pen on paper.
October 29, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Onion.
brush pen on paper.
brush pen on paper.
Inferno.
ink on paper.
ink on paper.
October 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Inferno.
ink on paper.
ink on paper.
inktober time for the 7th year in a row
October 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
inktober time for the 7th year in a row
it irritates me that i had two deodorants confiscated from my bag at airport security (stupid me) and now some airport official's probably walking around smelling all amazing. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SMELLING AMAZING
April 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
it irritates me that i had two deodorants confiscated from my bag at airport security (stupid me) and now some airport official's probably walking around smelling all amazing. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SMELLING AMAZING
bots....uh...uhh...find a way
April 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
bots....uh...uhh...find a way
if you have the window seat and dont look out the window with eyes full of wonder during takeoff and landing, you deserve to be publicly flogged.
April 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
if you have the window seat and dont look out the window with eyes full of wonder during takeoff and landing, you deserve to be publicly flogged.
kaala namak smells like farts. pass it on.
March 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
kaala namak smells like farts. pass it on.
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New bombshell UN report accuses Israel of sexual and gender-based violence against Palestinians mondoweiss.net/2025/03/new-...
New bombshell UN report accuses Israel of sexual and gender-based violence against Palestinians
A new UN report found that Israel carried out “genocidal acts” by deliberately targeting fertility facilities with the intention of preventing births among Palestinians in Gaza. The report also detail...
mondoweiss.net
March 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
New bombshell UN report accuses Israel of sexual and gender-based violence against Palestinians mondoweiss.net/2025/03/new-...
this is the month of applying to things and waiting impatiently to see what happens.
March 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
this is the month of applying to things and waiting impatiently to see what happens.
elon musk has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
March 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
elon musk has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
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I have noticed many doing AMAs. I love those Bluesky interactions.
I'm nobody, but...
...AMA 5 questions? Since I'm going to bed I'll answer them now.
1. Yes, in International waters.
2. Aw, that's sweet. I agree.
3. 32, diagonally.
4. Pliers.
5. No. Only with 1 monkey.
I'm nobody, but...
...AMA 5 questions? Since I'm going to bed I'll answer them now.
1. Yes, in International waters.
2. Aw, that's sweet. I agree.
3. 32, diagonally.
4. Pliers.
5. No. Only with 1 monkey.
March 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I have noticed many doing AMAs. I love those Bluesky interactions.
I'm nobody, but...
...AMA 5 questions? Since I'm going to bed I'll answer them now.
1. Yes, in International waters.
2. Aw, that's sweet. I agree.
3. 32, diagonally.
4. Pliers.
5. No. Only with 1 monkey.
I'm nobody, but...
...AMA 5 questions? Since I'm going to bed I'll answer them now.
1. Yes, in International waters.
2. Aw, that's sweet. I agree.
3. 32, diagonally.
4. Pliers.
5. No. Only with 1 monkey.
the smell of garlic is weird. bread se aye to aroma, breath se aye to stink.
February 28, 2025 at 11:12 AM
the smell of garlic is weird. bread se aye to aroma, breath se aye to stink.
there's never a right time to do big things. you always feel scared. and that's one of the signs that it's the right thing to do.
February 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM
there's never a right time to do big things. you always feel scared. and that's one of the signs that it's the right thing to do.
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Me: “Hi. I’d like a grandé latte with synonym please.”
Barista: “You mean, cinnamon, right?”
Me: “It’s the same thing, isn't it?”
Barista: “You mean, cinnamon, right?”
Me: “It’s the same thing, isn't it?”
February 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Me: “Hi. I’d like a grandé latte with synonym please.”
Barista: “You mean, cinnamon, right?”
Me: “It’s the same thing, isn't it?”
Barista: “You mean, cinnamon, right?”
Me: “It’s the same thing, isn't it?”
trusting the process. the ugly phase is just a phase. #art #speedpaint
February 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
trusting the process. the ugly phase is just a phase. #art #speedpaint
ramadan already in 2 days wow
February 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
ramadan already in 2 days wow
"yeah you can copy it but change it up a bit so it's not obvious"
February 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"yeah you can copy it but change it up a bit so it's not obvious"
nai meri ghalti hai mene facebook khola
February 20, 2025 at 11:10 AM
nai meri ghalti hai mene facebook khola
was procrastinating on working out so i decided to try the 2 minute rule. I'll just work out for 2 minutes and then stop. worst plank of my life.
February 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
was procrastinating on working out so i decided to try the 2 minute rule. I'll just work out for 2 minutes and then stop. worst plank of my life.
i have this vicious reaction against anyone wearing a half-zip jersey. it's has this disgusting "I can dress better but I choose to wear this shit instead"
February 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
i have this vicious reaction against anyone wearing a half-zip jersey. it's has this disgusting "I can dress better but I choose to wear this shit instead"
aaj hi jaein or le aein naya neil patel manjan.
February 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
aaj hi jaein or le aein naya neil patel manjan.
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does this mean then that a good offense is just... offensive?
February 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
does this mean then that a good offense is just... offensive?
sure i'll break the ice. wait you meant talk to people? no thank you.
February 17, 2025 at 11:07 AM
sure i'll break the ice. wait you meant talk to people? no thank you.
controversial but the best defense, is a good defense.
February 17, 2025 at 10:58 AM
controversial but the best defense, is a good defense.