Steven H. Maines™
@stevenmaines.bsky.social
Proud Dad | Doggie Dad | Tech Dad | Tractor Owner | Star Trek | Retired
*most posts are simply me documenting the goofy minutiae of my everyday life.
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*most posts are simply me documenting the goofy minutiae of my everyday life.
**no DM
HEGSETH
PROBABLY
JIZZED IN HIS PAJAMAS.
WAR FIGHTERS!!
PROBABLY
JIZZED IN HIS PAJAMAS.
WAR FIGHTERS!!
January 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
HEGSETH
PROBABLY
JIZZED IN HIS PAJAMAS.
WAR FIGHTERS!!
PROBABLY
JIZZED IN HIS PAJAMAS.
WAR FIGHTERS!!
THIS. MY GAWD, THIS.
It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
January 3, 2026 at 6:57 PM
THIS. MY GAWD, THIS.
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It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
FUCKING HEGSETH.
ALPHA MORON.
ALPHA MORON.
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
FUCKING HEGSETH.
ALPHA MORON.
ALPHA MORON.
I live rural; dark out here and I like that.
3AM someone woke me and Roxie (the dog) creaking around on the back porch.
She barked but wouldn't go through the dog door. I yelled.
The shadow said something and disappeared.
I called 911. 20 minutes later the sheriff appeared.
I need a gun, maybe.
3AM someone woke me and Roxie (the dog) creaking around on the back porch.
She barked but wouldn't go through the dog door. I yelled.
The shadow said something and disappeared.
I called 911. 20 minutes later the sheriff appeared.
I need a gun, maybe.
January 3, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I live rural; dark out here and I like that.
3AM someone woke me and Roxie (the dog) creaking around on the back porch.
She barked but wouldn't go through the dog door. I yelled.
The shadow said something and disappeared.
I called 911. 20 minutes later the sheriff appeared.
I need a gun, maybe.
3AM someone woke me and Roxie (the dog) creaking around on the back porch.
She barked but wouldn't go through the dog door. I yelled.
The shadow said something and disappeared.
I called 911. 20 minutes later the sheriff appeared.
I need a gun, maybe.
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What a cunt.
Richard Grenell
Richard Grenell
January 3, 2026 at 12:32 AM
What a cunt.
Richard Grenell
Richard Grenell
My head hurts.
Also Happy New Year!
Also Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 6:11 PM
My head hurts.
Also Happy New Year!
Also Happy New Year!
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A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
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Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd
Somebody Needs to Tell Trump Everybody Is Laughing at Him
His worst fear has already come true.
shorturl.at
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd
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How much did you lean on us in 2025? How much did the world?
There are fewer than 48 hours left to make a year-end gift that keeps people informed, inspired and connected.
Donate by clicking here ➡️ n.pr/4pCcFIx
There are fewer than 48 hours left to make a year-end gift that keeps people informed, inspired and connected.
Donate by clicking here ➡️ n.pr/4pCcFIx
December 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
How much did you lean on us in 2025? How much did the world?
There are fewer than 48 hours left to make a year-end gift that keeps people informed, inspired and connected.
Donate by clicking here ➡️ n.pr/4pCcFIx
There are fewer than 48 hours left to make a year-end gift that keeps people informed, inspired and connected.
Donate by clicking here ➡️ n.pr/4pCcFIx
GMC Sierra.
The commenter has a point.
But the couple is cute.
The puppy is cute.
The commenter has a point.
But the couple is cute.
The puppy is cute.
December 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
GMC Sierra.
The commenter has a point.
But the couple is cute.
The puppy is cute.
The commenter has a point.
But the couple is cute.
The puppy is cute.
FUCKING DESPICABLE.
December 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
FUCKING DESPICABLE.
HEY!
Have y'all ever thought about the percentage of the floss spool that we actually use???
Big Floss & Co is making big bucks off the .012% of the foot long thread I use daily.
Think about it.
Right??????
Have y'all ever thought about the percentage of the floss spool that we actually use???
Big Floss & Co is making big bucks off the .012% of the foot long thread I use daily.
Think about it.
Right??????
December 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
HEY!
Have y'all ever thought about the percentage of the floss spool that we actually use???
Big Floss & Co is making big bucks off the .012% of the foot long thread I use daily.
Think about it.
Right??????
Have y'all ever thought about the percentage of the floss spool that we actually use???
Big Floss & Co is making big bucks off the .012% of the foot long thread I use daily.
Think about it.
Right??????
Fashion reflects its era.
Life imitates art.
Art imitates life.
Nothing to see here.
#LifeImitatesArt
#RedactedFashion #NothingToSeeHere
Life imitates art.
Art imitates life.
Nothing to see here.
#LifeImitatesArt
#RedactedFashion #NothingToSeeHere
December 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Fashion reflects its era.
Life imitates art.
Art imitates life.
Nothing to see here.
#LifeImitatesArt
#RedactedFashion #NothingToSeeHere
Life imitates art.
Art imitates life.
Nothing to see here.
#LifeImitatesArt
#RedactedFashion #NothingToSeeHere
Is it just me...or do any of you feel this is unhinged; deeply sick and wholly unwarranted?
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Is it just me...or do any of you feel this is unhinged; deeply sick and wholly unwarranted?
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?
Rob Reiner. F! NO.
December 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Rob Reiner. F! NO.
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The White House is promising to announce a new healthcare plan "very soon." We've heard that one before...
December 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The White House is promising to announce a new healthcare plan "very soon." We've heard that one before...
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In a matter of a few years in the 1960s, Dick Van Dyke became a star on Broadway, television and the silver screen. n.pr/4j0ZTkT
Dick Van Dyke is turning 100! Here's how he danced into our lives
In a matter of a few years in the 1960s, Dick Van Dyke became a star on Broadway, television and the silver screen.
n.pr
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
In a matter of a few years in the 1960s, Dick Van Dyke became a star on Broadway, television and the silver screen. n.pr/4j0ZTkT
MTG is on MY PBS NEWSHOUR.
Make it stop!
That voice! I'll have to repaint the living room.
Make it stop!
That voice! I'll have to repaint the living room.
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
MTG is on MY PBS NEWSHOUR.
Make it stop!
That voice! I'll have to repaint the living room.
Make it stop!
That voice! I'll have to repaint the living room.
The bill for my annual property taxes is delayed so my annual spontaneous nose bleed will be delayed as well.
So. Yay.
So. Yay.
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The bill for my annual property taxes is delayed so my annual spontaneous nose bleed will be delayed as well.
So. Yay.
So. Yay.
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Okay. Our foster dog, The Professor (shelter name Bean), is up for adoption. He's cute as hell. Love having him around. He's in the office with me now. He's fun, weird, and very affectionate.
He IS a puppy, mind you. So he requires work, time, patience, and care.
www.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
He IS a puppy, mind you. So he requires work, time, patience, and care.
www.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
Bean D67096 is available for adoption at The Bond Between
Check out Bean D67096 or one of the other animals for adoption at The Bond Between
www.shelterluv.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Okay. Our foster dog, The Professor (shelter name Bean), is up for adoption. He's cute as hell. Love having him around. He's in the office with me now. He's fun, weird, and very affectionate.
He IS a puppy, mind you. So he requires work, time, patience, and care.
www.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
He IS a puppy, mind you. So he requires work, time, patience, and care.
www.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
As a 3D modeler and animator I have to offer a critique on S1E1 of "Sheriffs County".
The Subaru Outback could have bounced more on impact.
#sheriffs_country
The Subaru Outback could have bounced more on impact.
#sheriffs_country
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
As a 3D modeler and animator I have to offer a critique on S1E1 of "Sheriffs County".
The Subaru Outback could have bounced more on impact.
#sheriffs_country
The Subaru Outback could have bounced more on impact.
#sheriffs_country
Really though, does everybody love Raymond?
December 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Really though, does everybody love Raymond?
Mom: "You could use my burner phone for that."
December 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Mom: "You could use my burner phone for that."
First Lady Melania: "I’m working my ass off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
First Lady Melania: "I’m working my ass off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”